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bhaloo
04/27/02 at 16:06:12
Betsy was surprised that Jannah had come to visit her, so she invited her in for some ladoos and gulab jamuns.   The girls chatted about all the interesting discussions on the board, when all of a sudden Betsy saw a very handsome man walking by the window.  

It was her husband's best friend, Bro. Hanif.  Bro. Hanif has the sophistication and charm of James Bond, yet has the look of "je ne compais pas" on his face.  He wore nothing but the finest clothes, and made sure he treated his body well on the inside by eating the finest, purest, and healthiest foods.  

Bro. Hanif knocked the door and when Betsy opened, he said, "Asalaam alaikum.  G'day me fair lady.  Is da governor (Bob) home?  I thought we might have a spot of tea at Ye Olde Muslim Tea House and have a jolly good time.   We have business to discuss, ye know?"  Betsy didn't know what business he was referring to.  All the while, Jannah was wondering why he didn't say salaam to her.  Maybe he didn't see her, or maybe he was too shy, or maybe he was being respectful.  Jannah wasn't sure, that's when she decided to...
04/27/02 at 16:29:26
bhaloo
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M.F.
04/28/02 at 05:37:07
start with salam herself, even though he was the one who had just come in.  After all, she thought to herself, the better person in a situation is the one who starts with salam.  Taking care not to smile or act shady in case the brother might think it disprespectful; she looked at the ground and said: Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullah.
Bro Hanif looked startled!  he...
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eleanor
04/28/02 at 09:19:26
.. ran out the door and did the mile in just under five minutes!!!! Then he came back panting and wiping the sweat off his face. Betsy being as surreal and weird as ever just offered him a laddo and invited him to wait in the living room for Bob who would be home any minute.
Jannah though.. "oops have I stumbled in over my head here...", but she decided to stick around and see who turned up next... Just then the doorbell rang.. it was.....
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Kathy
04/28/02 at 21:25:13
se7en!

She said she came to help her big sister out, but really in the moments jannah had left the Madinat Muslimeen in her little sisters capable hands the board....
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HaRiSa
04/28/02 at 22:24:52
and then the whole jannah.org site crashed LOL..neeeeext
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Maliha
04/29/02 at 07:43:26
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Jannah was ready to  :'( when Se7en smiled "I am just kidding big sis! But I do have bad news, Mujy left the board  :("
The mood in the whole room turned into a somber one...
"His debates were awesome" reflected Betsy
"Yeah man! Someone has to talk about Jihad!!" proclaimed BroHanif!
Right then Kathy who had walked in unnoticed chimed in:
"Don't worry guys! Mujy came, he left, and he will be back!!!"
Just then a car pulled up..."I can't believe it!!!" Said Betsy, her face turned significantly ashen...
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eleanor
04/29/02 at 08:24:38
.. as opposed to "just a little " ashen. Out of the car stepped none other than Mujy. "Hey Betsy..why are you looking so shaken?" Mujy demanded.. "I don't know, I thought you,..I thought..."
"Never mind that!" said Mujy.. "where's Beth?"....

"She's gone back to Scotland Mujy" said Kathy gently.."you have to give her some time..". BroHanif took Mujy by the elbow and brought him into the living room. Just then, Betsy's husband, Bob, walked in.
"Hey! Party" he said, his eyes lighting up at the kitchen full of sisters.
"Don't be ridiculous!" scorned Betsy, and shoved him into the living room..
"AND YOU BROTHERS STAY IN THERE TILL WE TELL YOU" shouted Jannah in after him...

Now the girls were on their own and could discuss all about the.....
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Kathy
04/29/02 at 08:47:02
matchmaking. What a responsibility it was. Kathy considers herself to be pretty good at it- living thru so many "horror stories."

Kathy speaks to the women about Mujy. So many can not see that he is a diamond in the rough. She knows that he will be gone soon after his barbeque, but he assured her that where he is going they have great internet contacts.

She sighs... Hania and Maliha throw each other knowing looks. Jannah reminds the sisters that our Brothers have certain responsibilities, they must follow thru...

What no one knew was that Beth was Kathy's sister...
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eleanor
04/30/02 at 06:51:50
.. what no one else knew was how Hania and Maliha just mysteriously appeared in the kitchen. But since it was Betsy's kitchen they figured anything could happen - after all, she *was* half alien.

"Yes it's true" Kathy exclaimed "Beth is my sister"

"Kathy's been on the bebzi again" murmured se7en, nudging Jannah in the ribs and nodding meaningfully at the pile of empty bebzi cans surrounding Kathy's feet ....

"Ok, Kathy.." said Betsy "how are we supposed to believe you that Beth is your sister..?"

"ohh I can prove it alright" replied Kathy, nonchalantly, and with that from under her jilbab she produced a......
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eleanor
05/03/02 at 10:56:23
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photograph of herself as a child with another little girl in the picture. Jannah grabbed the photo and examined it closely. "That isn't Beth!" she proclaimed, "and Kathy that isn't you!!"
"I know" Kathy sighed sadly, "I was just trying to spice up the story a bit".

"Spice!!!!" snorted se7en, "We had plenty of Spice back when it was just Betsy and Bob and no Madina members!!We had aliens and mysterious daughters from the future and fathers from the past, and now every thing has gone to pot, because everyone is afraid that they'll turn up next in Betsy's kitchen!!! What we really need is.......
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Kathy
05/03/02 at 11:25:47
... a road trip!" says Kathy- who needs a break and is a stay at home mom who  wants to ditch her husband and kid.

"Let's go visit...
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Maliha
05/03/02 at 11:31:59
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"My daughter!!!!" Chimed Betsy Excitedly!!! "Oh, she has spoken so well of her planet, flowing rivers of honey and milk, the land of no wars, no pollution, no deserts...just running creeks, thick forests, endless meadows...butterflies and birds flutter around..." Betsy continued dreamily...
Maliha and Hania stood there with their bags "Are we going or what?"

The rest of the crew voiced together ".....
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mujaahid
05/03/02 at 12:38:38
....."yeah, hang on a minute just adding a few finishing touches to my Makeup  :-X"

Hearing this, Kathy started jumping up and down on the spot, then started break dancing.

A large crowd was now gathering, including news reporters, media helicopters, journalists, bemused pedestrians. Cars and busses stopped to witness this bizarre sight. The US government, on hearing about this, panicked, and sent in F15 and F16 fighter planes to patrol the area, thinking this was a new strategy by the terrorists.

Kathy, meanwhile, was still in her own little world, body-popping away.

Eleanor, and the rest of the gang, went bright red with embarrassment. :-X Eleanors Magic Hijab started spinning  :-*

Than A man shouted to kathy:

"you look stoopid WOMAN"!!

kathy stopped and turned to look the man straight in his eyes . The crowd went silent. The wind blew a few rolls of hay across the streets.  You could hear a pin drop.

Kathy's blood was starting to boil.  >:(

The rude man started trembling with fear as kathy started walking towards him. He was now sweating and trembling, with tears rolling down his cheeks, unable to speak. The crowd was terrified.

Then the moment we all dreaded.

Kathy clenched her fists, raised it high into the sky, then, with the force of an atomic bomb, smacked the man on top of the head and he went 5 feet straight into the ground, with only his head sticking out.

Then she turned around, and to her shock, thier was a massive crowd watching her. In the distance she could make out several sisters running into the horizon.........
05/03/02 at 12:41:13
mujaahid
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Maliha
05/03/02 at 15:06:26
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"Show's over!!!!" Kathy said, and everyone disbursed immediately...even the guy five feet under! Who would want to face Mama Mod's wrath...aint no government in the world prepared for it..The sisters came back with their jihad gear on ready for an all out show down...
"Where's everyone?" Se7en asked disappointedly, she really wanted to put her newly learnt kickboxing art to use.
"Don't worry I took care of them..." Kathy smiled....

The men meanwhile, were in the living room deeply engrossed in their discussion of....
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mujaahid
05/03/02 at 15:10:53
....the big Tyson/Lewis fight......
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Maliha
05/07/02 at 08:23:12
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Bob was going over how barbaric the sport was, and as Muslim men they had better spend their time doing more constructive things..."prepare for the hereafter my brothers, cheering two men while they blast eachother is not in the brotherly code of conduct at all!"
Mujy tried to argue otherwise..."Man! That's for women to say! We need to learn Jihad tactics"...
Bob and BroHanif continued patiently explaining the subtelties of being sensitive to human life and health..."You have to take care of your body!" Said Bro Hanif, "And you can't endorse someone else as they tear their own up!"
"Besides in Islam it's haram to hit eachother in the face!"
To that Mujy had no answer, and he had to concede that indeed Boxing was simply barbaric!
As they continued their conversation, the sisters were busy negotiating whether they want to leave planet earth or not....
"We still have dawa'ah to do here!" Proclaimed Se7en...
"It's just a visit.." said Kathy..."after all, I can't leave Ali alone for too long, Karate skills or not!"

Before they could finalize their decision, Brother Bhaloo walked in!
"Jannah!" He said urgently.....
[wlm]
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Kathy
05/07/02 at 08:34:09
... I want to see a cow farm!

I have come all this way to see Albania and I haven't seen one cow yet!"

Jannah just looked at him, sighed and said...

05/07/02 at 08:34:38
Kathy
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bhaloo
05/07/02 at 16:17:45
"there's a cow farm in the back yard.  You can go use the tractor to drive to the barn as well, thats where Se7en milks the cows".

Bhaloo said, "Cool, dude, but like can we all like go and see the cows at night and go cow-tipping?"

Jannah sighed, and reluctantly said, Ok, thinking to herself hmmm, maybe I can get him to milk the cows for a day so me and Se7en can catch up on the latest fashions at our favorite store, Walmart.  

Bhaloo too had other plans, he wanted to see if it was true that Aliens visitied farms with cows, and took away all their DNA.
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eleanor
05/08/02 at 09:08:44
... grabbing his briefcase full of high tech equipment and measuring devices, bhaloo marched determinedly towards the tractor. "Wait!!" Bhaloo heard behind him. He looked around.. se7en was coming running towards him, holding the hem of her skirt up out of the mud. Bhaloo saw that she was wearing green wellies that had a fair amount of cow dung on them.

"What's up se7en?" asked bhaloo concernedly, when he noticed that se7en was fighting back tears.
"My cows.." se7en finally managed to struggle, between gasping for breath and fighting the tears.
"What's wrong with your cows..?" bhaloo asked, looking around for others, since se7en wasn't mahram and they shouldn't be outside alone. He spotted mujy in the background, shadow boxing. And Kathy was going to and from the kitchen, carrying suitcases and boxes, putting them in the car, ready for her road trip. Having sussed out that they were not alone, bhaloo turned back to se7en, who had meanwhile turned as white as a ghost and was pointing at the barn...

"My cows......they....
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Maliha
05/08/02 at 09:49:13
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"They are flying!!!!!"
Bhaloo was shocked  :o "Dude I didn't know cows could like fly!!!"
"It's a long story..." Se7en wanted to explain but she had no time!
"We have to save the cows!!!"

The whole gang started running toward the barns with huge syringes... They started running around injecting the cows with tranquilizers.... "That should take care of them for now" said Jannah distressed  :(

Worn out and disappointed cuz they still lost half of their livestock to the boundless skies, the others still wanted to know what gave these albanyan cows such power? and could we as humans procure this ability?
Jannah and Se7en looked at each other, gave out a long sigh, and began...
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bhaloo
05/08/02 at 10:25:30
we were relaxing in the barn, sipping on some bebsis, singing our favorite song, "Old Mc Donald had a farm, E-I E-I O",  and eating some home made ice cream sundaes.   We got a little crazy, cause we had too much bebsi to drink and we gave the cows some of the bebsi.   And thats when strange things started to happen.  The cows started to...
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eleanor
05/10/02 at 04:36:52
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dance around, with a football singing the theme song from the Anchor Butter ad - "We are happy cows...we chew the cud because .. when we eat up all our greens... it makes the butter taste supreme...."
Jannah and se7en were so spaced out on their bebsi/sundae combination, they barely even noticed the UFO landing out in the yard.....
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Maliha
05/13/02 at 07:44:06
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The aliens came down and headed straight for the bebsi cans..."Veee Vant some beeeebbbbseeeee!!!!" They demanded. "Veee come in Beace!!!"
Jannah and Se7en had no choice but to let them have the bebzis but the cows weren't going to have it!!!!
They started to fight the aliens for the cans, and bebsi went flying all over the place! The aliens started getting mad, and diplomatic Se7en was trying hard to calm them down. "What about some Sundaes huh? They are just as yummy!!!" The aliens weren't even listening. Jannah meanwhile, ran to the house to get some more supplies of Bebzis, Se7en had no choice but to deploy her Kickboxing tactics on the aliens. The aliens seeing her flying kicks and smooth moves decided to back off...but not before....

Maliha  :-)
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eleanor
05/13/02 at 08:09:47
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they had grabbed a substantial amount of bebsi, including the bumper pack that lightning had bought for se7en as an Eid gift.

"ever since they got away with the bebsi, the cows have been hankering to go after them and get it back.." finished se7en.
"wow, dude! that's like, far out.." said bhaloo, staring up at the sky, watching as the last of the cows disappeared into the distance.

"Hey!!!" called Kathy, "c'mon sisters, lets get this show on the road.."

"Where did we decide to go again?" asked jannah.
"Ganymed" murmured se7en, the beginnings of a plan starting to hatch in her highly intelligent but overworked little mind.

"Ganymed? Did you say Ganymed??" asked jannah excitedly.. " but that's where the aliens were from, I saw their number plates on the UFO, yup, definitely Ganymed"

"Great!!" said se7en, "so we can get our cows back and fill up on bebsi at the aliens expense...Let's go!!"

All the sisters piled into the car, which actually turned out to be a minibus because at this stage so many had turned up for the Road Trip. Kathy really was a great organiser.
"Hey, what are we going to do while you're gone?" asked BroHanif miserably.
"Milk the remaining cows, do the laundry, and have our dinner on the table when we get back.." said Kathy, climbing in behind the steering wheel. "Ready Girls? Let's go!" and with that she pulled out the throttle and the minibus took off with a splutter.

"Brothers, now is the time to carry out our secret plan..!!" said Bob, rubbing his hands, a gleam in his eye. "First of all we can....
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bhaloo
05/17/02 at 09:17:57
ignore what the women said and just tell them we forgot, it works everytime.  Bob continued and said, we can do some real fun now.  Let's play a game of b-ball.   Bhaloo schooled all the men in basketball with his smooth moves and dunks.  He was so fast that the brothers didn't know what happened.

All of a sudden there was a sound coming from the barn.  It was one of the aliens, appearantly  he was screaming for help.  He had fallen and couldn't get up.
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BroHanif
05/17/02 at 14:46:20
[slm],
By now the brothers were all wonder struck wow an alien(sister) crying for help what should the brothers do...after a long pause actually  5 secs it was a joint decision that they will leave the alien for  a short while because nows time to flex some muscles as Bro Mujahid said loudly coz we're sparring....  

With that Bro Mujy ripped his shirt and began to flex his muscles and started to do some stretching, Brother Bob with eyes as big as saucers now kept looking at Mujys muscles and thought were they really muscles or mellons in his biceps or what.  

Bro Bhaloo started to do some stretching and some fancy loose kicks, built like a bear since he started to train for jui jitsu since he could ever walk he was followed Bro Hanif who was stretching his modest arms and kicking the hay into place, boy this was gonna be the rumble in the farm.

But who would it be first ..would it be team tag the Brits versus the Yanks or could it be a mixed event or a free for all...with no sistez around to admonish em about keeping the place tidy and everything in its place, the bros were ready.. sweat was pouring off em.. adrenalin was oozing and breathing was controlled.  If only Bro Kashif and Bro Kahlid were there to give them support for the Brits all would be kewl...Bro Mujy took a step forward and eyed Bro Bob who was wondering where is itcorpest2 and Abu Hamza when he needed them most  when...
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Maliha
05/17/02 at 14:58:09
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When the SisAlien screamed again! "What is wrong with you brothers? I am lying here hurt and all you can do is flex your arms???"
"Where is the compassion? Is this what the Rasul  [saw] would have done? Is this what the Sahabas would have done? What kind of example are you setting for us aliens? Is that the kind of Dawah you engage in?"
She was crying by this time, blood oozing from her leg....The brothers stood around sheepishly wondering what to do...
When (it seemed like an eternity later) the answer to their prayer finally came in the form of...


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