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| A weired chemistry of biology |
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| jaihoon |
| 05/15/02 at 15:26:35 |
| :) I received this crazy email from a forward group. They claim biology to be a useless subject and interprets its terms in the followin manner- ANTIBODY - against everyone ARTERY - the study of fine paintings BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria BENIGN - what you be after you be eight CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty CHRONIC - neck of a crow COMA - punctuation mark CYST - short for sister DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose DILATE - the late British princess DISLOCATION - in this place DUODENUM - couple in jeans ENEMA - not a friend FALSE LABOR - pretending to work GENES - blue denim LABOR PAIN - hurt at work LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot LYMPH - walk unsteadily OBESITY - city of Obe PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize PROTEIN - in favour of teens PULSE - grain PUS - small cat RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula RUPTURE - ecstasy SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough SUTURE - Gujarati for "what do you want" TABLET - small table ::) |
| 05/16/02 at 06:30:25 |
| jaihoon |
| Re: A weired chemistry of biology |
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| A_Stranger |
| 05/15/02 at 19:32:19 |
| [slm] lool! I read this somewhere before but it never ceases to crack me up that does! :D (specially the 'protein' bit...lol, I've been told i've got a wacky sense of humour..please excuse me..*ahem*) Wassalaam |
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