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muqaddar
08/13/02 at 17:39:34

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 Remember-Walls have ears-that's why I wont eat their sausages

 sorry just trying to keep myself amused...
Re: Ears
Savaira
08/13/02 at 23:07:52
Wow, you really have gone into deep depression  :o
Re: Ears
HK
08/14/02 at 07:17:52
[slm] Br. Muquaddar

Cheer up mate!!  ;D If you're feeling bored go out and spend some time with some friends who really know how to make you smile  :-* Or, I suppose you could down a few pints of green tea  ;D

[wlm]  ;-)


P.S. you should get in touch with companies who sell green tea, you do a great job of promoting it  :D I drink it sometimes, green tea with jasmine is my favourite  ;D
Re: Ears
Kathy
08/14/02 at 09:26:07
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hk- for you:

An American, a Russian and a Czech were hiking in the woods. They met their demise when they ran into two hungry bears.

A forest ranger and a search team found the 2 bears which looked mighty full and killed them on the spot. The team found the remains of the American and the Russian in the female bear.

The forest ranger just looked at the team and said
"You know what that means- the Czech is in the male..."
Re: Ears
eleanor
08/14/02 at 09:32:26
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you have to read the last line of that aloud to get the full benefit..

took me a few seconds, I admit, but then [img]http://www.jordysworld.de/emoticons/lachen39.gif[/img]
Re: Ears
BrKhalid
08/14/02 at 09:45:49
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-)

You can tell its the end of term because all the corny jokes are coming out of the closet ;-)

And how long for I wonder has Sr Eleanor been dying to use that smiley? ;-)

Re: Ears
Kathy
08/14/02 at 09:51:13
[wlm]

wonder if Bhaloo has any cow jokes saved for this special end of term party?
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Barr
08/14/02 at 10:47:40
I don't get it  ???
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BrKhalid
08/14/02 at 10:56:02
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-)

Since this is indeed a bear joke, I think bhaloo should explain it to you! ;)
Re: Ears
SisterHania
08/14/02 at 11:10:11
[quote author=Barr link=board=bebzi;num=1029274774;start=0#7 date=08/14/02 at 10:47:40]I don't get it  ???[/quote]

The cheque is in the mail
Re: Ears
HK
08/14/02 at 12:56:24
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;D That was cool  ;D I'll make a note of that and try it on my czech friends  ;D Cheerio!!!  :D

[wlm] ;-)
Re: Ears
eleanor
08/15/02 at 00:22:35
okay so since this thread is called "Ears", ears my contribution to it -

ear, did you ear the one about the pencil?

nah better not tell you, there's no point to it...


ear, did you ear the one about the butter?

nah better not tell you, you might spread it...

ear, did you ear the one about the three wells?

no? well, well, well....



okay, now I am groaning [img]http://www.jordysworld.de/emoticons/lachen68.gif[/img]
Re: Ears
It_Dont_Matter
08/15/02 at 23:49:14
:-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/


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