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He he he
Danyala
12/18/02 at 12:21:34
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Wana feel smart? Read on...

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should
                not live forever, because if we were supposed
                to live forever, then we would live forever,
                but we cannot live forever, which is why
                I would not live forever."
                     [Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.]

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving
kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.  I
mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not
with all those flies and death and stuff."
[Mariah Carey]

"Smoking kills.  If you're killed, you've
lost a very important part of your life,"
[Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
>spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.]

"I've never had major knee surgery
on any other part of my body."
[Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward]

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one
of the lowest crime rates in the country."
[Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.]

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing
through our papers.  We are the president."
[Hillary Clinton commenting on the
release of subpoenaed documents.]

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
[A congressional candidate in Texas.]

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this
 great country away from them.  There were great numbers of people who
needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for
themselves." [John Wayne]

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
[Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark]

"It isn't pollution that's harming
the environment.  It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
[Al Gore, Vice President]

"I love California.
I practically grew up in Phoenix."
[Dan Quayle]

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves:
How much clean air do we need?"
[Lee Iacocca]

"I was provided with additional input that
was radically different from the truth.
I assisted in furthering that version."
[Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony]

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
[Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst]

"We don't necessarily discriminate.
We simply exclude certain types of people."
[Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor]

"If we don't succeed,
we run the risk of failure."
[Bill Clinton, President]

"We are ready for an unforeseen
event that may or may not occur."
[Al Gore, VP]

"Traditionally, most of Australia's
imports come from overseas."
[Keppel Enderbery]

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away.  May God bless you.  You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." [Department of
Social Services-Greenville, South Carolina]

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night.  And the next morning,
when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
[Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman]

Feeling smarter yet? ;D

:-*

[wlm]
12/18/02 at 17:23:27
Danyala
Re: He he he
Mohja
12/18/02 at 12:47:05
I don't know about everyone else but i find this post offensive. We don't like it when we are stereotyped so why should we do it to others? Not only that but it goes against everything islam teaches us about how we should treat each other.

Re: He he he
jannah
12/18/02 at 13:07:00
Ppl say stupid stuff all over the world, doesn't include just us Americans  :D not to mention us ourselves...Danyala maybe you can take out that line about "Americans"
Re: He he he
Sabr
12/18/02 at 13:17:13
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Danyala that  was really funny sis. I don't know about any1 else but i enjoyed it    LOL  ;D ;D


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