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| Dont mess wid women!!! |
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| nehar |
| 01/04/02 at 08:11:28 |
| A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both >of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are >hurt. > >After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man >That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's >nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we >should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of >our days". > >Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" > >"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, >here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle >of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and >celebrate our good fortune." >Then she hands the bottle to the man. >The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle >and then hands it back to the woman. >The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and >hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" >The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." > >MORAL OF THE STORY: >Women are clever. Don't mess with them. |
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| ABD |
| 01/04/02 at 22:06:38 |
| Assalamu Alaikum waRahmatullaHi waBarakatuHu, HAHAHA....that's funny!!! That's right, don't ever mess with the sista's, they're too clever!!! Keep up the posts :) Wassalamu Alaikum waRahmatullah, Betul |
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| SomairaAltaf |
| 01/04/02 at 23:15:24 |
| Assalamualaikum wrt wbk :o) LOL, that was good! ahem, so we know who the smart ones are eh? ws Somaira |
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| Haniff |
| 01/06/02 at 00:19:51 |
| Assalamu Alaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh Pity the clever and the smart sisters carrying bottles of wine in their cars :-( The cleverer and the smarter brothers know that they will be inviting trouble when they succumb to anything forbidden coming their way ;-D Haniff (with 2 f's) |
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| Safiya |
| 01/08/02 at 15:42:26 |
[quote] Pity the clever and the smart sisters carrying bottles of wine in their cars quote] and wot r the brothers doing drinking???? LOL :D |
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| Haniff |
| 01/08/02 at 23:29:33 |
Assalamu Alaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh [quote]and wot r the brothers doing drinking???? LOL :D[/quote] Not drinking; resisting temptation and avoiding pitfalls ;-D Aren't the brothers smarter? ;) Haniff (with 2 f's) |
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| MuslimSis |
| 01/09/02 at 07:28:40 |
| as-salaam alikum:)[quote]Pity the clever and the smart sisters carrying bottles of wine in their cars [/quote] hehe, is this gonna be another war??? ...were all cleaver in our own way;)!!! Sr.Nehar y did u use alcohol in this story! now i cant argue:( lol take care, |
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| ahmer |
| 01/09/02 at 10:14:06 |
full points for transforming this joke into a halal joke..lol.. otherwise this thread would have been locked..hehe;) |
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