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Don't refuse the FBI! This is no Operation Bootstrap!!
Sonny
01/15/02 at 14:54:50
    It's unfortunate that when filing a report on ones misdeeds one cannot report to the enemies of God.  Which brings me to you.  Which of you knows how many hours were spent in studying the menmonics of the towers crashing?  I, studying mostly old John Beluchi  footage from the Sumarii deli found it impossible to gauge the tonage of the fall from a sword in the belly of a whale.  But the art of war is a science and regretfully losses do occur on both sides of political conflict and for the fallen and slain we pause in grief never forgetting that one day we, too, will pass away.
    There have been so many rumours that 4 to 6 thousand people somehow slipped away from work that day and other statements flatly deny or contradict that fact.  I have tried so very hard to reassure you and have stated several times that the media is on blitz~they have all gone blond.  I believe that 4 to 6 thousand workers recieved a higher calling for which they have generously been rewarded both in this world and the next in American dollars and sense.  Unexpected survivors serving loyaly a higher command.  It may seem folly now to stake such a claim, but for the pain you have been through, I will stake my life on it.  To reassure you.
    Our operations have exceeded every expectation and continue forward as well as could be expected.
    For those of you who have followed my story over the past many years I don't have to explain the things that I've been through or describe my own pain. But many years ago the American military offered me an education through them and I refused.  I wonder now if it might have been an easier path to tread.  I never will be able to describe the path not taken.  But I did learn this; of the knowledge and education that I did have I used every single piece of that information.  Every word of it was essential to my survival, clear back to and including the primary grades.
    Perhaps it galls you some that as an adult the American system through the auspice of the FBI now wants to require you to go back and pick up the pieces that you missed back when.  Lacrimonious, I think.  I don't think you would have liked to taste the gall that went down my throat when I learned the value of a good education! But I swallowed up and put that education to work, and it just worked fine.
    What I am talking about here are your personality profiles for the FBI--your educational assessment tests meant to identify the pieces of the puzzle that you missed in order to provide those missing pieces to you.  What did you think these men were attempting to acertain? These people are attempting to provide you with the pieces of information that you need so as to build a constructive system of inter-related dependencies known as a societal structure that works.  The tonage of information we have amassed from the age of information outweighs the two twin towers.  This is no operation bootstrap. The countries brightest and best minds are eager to assist you in finding those nessesary pieces, that until now were simply lost. The information is vital for you.
    Messing around with the ACLU and the lawyers to come around and defend your smarts...do you have every piece of the puzzle that you need to argue that you know all of the details they may care to discuss?  In the short run, though you might win, but in the long run this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to get the best and most outstanding education available in the entire country, finer than what you could gain at Yale or Harvard, for it was specifically tailored to suit you. It's the best thing you have ever been offered. Its a chance to make your nation great.  You will never regret it.
    The offer, in the form of these personality profiles meant to assess your academic strengths and weakness, is not about who you worship. I don't care what some other guy said. This is not about admiration or resentment for Bin Laden. In 1998 or so Bin Laden carried a web page that indicated his love for Islam and for Allah, and his devotion and the ALL that he would give for his people.  President Bush is a brilliant leader devoted to improving education. Col. Powell is a compassionate military leader with expertise in minority affairs. I attempted to pay attention to the details. And if, one day, you should decide to go on a kalifh,~ and head for home, take back more than a paper cup.  Take home the factory.  I love you. And I hope that's not the only thing you end up with at the end of the game. You will need schematics, and they are waiting to be drawn up--by you.  All we know about a Presidents term in office is that it runs four years.  If you do not accept soon, this program will be canned.  Like all programs it depends on the public support of people like you. It is only available through the FBI, and is meant to provide Arab nationals all of the resourses nessesary to drive the Arab nations into first world status by the time you are through.
    I would thank  you and your children will thank you.  I put everything I had into the design of this program and have all but laid my life on the line for you and I would do it again, but in all reality, I am just too old. This opportunity will never swing it's way around again.
    Would I respect you if you swallowed your pride and went back to school? I would think: "there is a real gentleman."  "there goes a real lady." In fact, I would think it was downright decent of you to make the small effort to make this program work. Not that it will be easy for you, it isn't easy to build a nation like the one we take so for granted here.  So if you know of a friend who could use this program too, why don't you tell him about it.  Perhaps some dreams of your very own would be fulfilled that would make all the work worthwhile, it was worth every effort to me to see your dreams come true. The Persian empire can be restored to her former glory, because the men and women who lover can dare to take the plunge and complete their education.  So that each and every one of them may rise with her to become the rising phoenix that is the empire of Persia.
    What can I say.  I am far too old to ever make another offer like this. It took me years, I am a grandparent. This is your one chance. Your sucsess is my own, but if I fail in my endeavor, I fail alone.  
    I have entered my prayers for your complete sucsess and I've spoken to the headmaster on your behalf.  You can only sucseed.  You can take the opportunity to reap all of the benifits it has to offer you. Or you can walk away. This is about you.  Dare to be all that you can be.
    My prayers and good luck charm are with you. You know, that charm I gave you. The one I told you to keep in your pocket. The one I gave you with all my love...Patti


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