Madinat al-Muslimeen Islamic Message Board
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| solehah |
| 01/29/02 at 13:08:47 |
| Salaam Did I get all the mods running in ? Heh heh. When I posted abt me having to leave the board since I am starting my MA, bro Mujy IMed me and in his IM he mentioned that we should have a last battle before I go..for old time sake. So, to fulfill his wish, I shall agree to a last battle that will be the Mother of ALL Battles. Question is..what should we battle abt ? Any clues ? Brothers and sisters who I know are simply creative and innovative, stretch your imagination and chip in. What shall my last (as if) battle with bro Mujy be ? Unsheathe your pen :) Wassalam |
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| mujaahid |
| 01/29/02 at 13:42:59 |
| Assalaaku-alaikum Mother of All battle eh? OK, my forces are on highest alert, and looks like were gona be in action soon ;) [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/people/jeep.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/people/jeep.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/people/jeep.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/people/jeep.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/people/jeep.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/people/jeep.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/people/jeep.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/people/jeep.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/people/jeep.gif[/img] |
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| BroHanif |
| 01/29/02 at 13:45:31 |
| Aww, The last battle whos more crazy you or him ? ;) salaams Hanif |
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| mujaahid |
| 01/29/02 at 13:55:09 |
| Tomorrow Morning Inshallah the Global Mujaahideen forces will be in position ready to do battle. We would prepare overnight, but the risk of air raids is to high. Prepare for battle :) Its gona be MASSIVE! |
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| Caraj |
| 01/29/02 at 14:29:30 |
| COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cara requests a front row seat please????????? |
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| Hajreee |
| 01/29/02 at 16:34:37 |
| Salaams hehe solehah, you're sooo cute! mashaAllah ;) and HEY, one request, do it either today, tomorrow, or the next day, just not on feb 1st or after that, cause then i'm heading off to see how long i can last without coming here...so pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee do that request for meeeeeee! ;-D and shoot mujaahid- your forces are probably nothing compared to solehahs :D *don't worry solehah, i got your back!* hehehe Wasalaams |
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| solehah |
| 01/30/02 at 01:04:29 |
[quote]OK, my forces are on highest alert, and looks like were gona be in action soon ;)[/quote] Tsk tsk Mujy...u and whose army ? I see that like other men u intend to fight with toys whereas I (and the rest of my intelligence agency members) will fight using our brains. Hah !! BTW I heard that they are having a discount special for brains at your local supermarket ;pppppppppppppppppppppppppp Let the battle begin ! |
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| solehah |
| 01/30/02 at 01:10:55 |
[quote]The last battle whos more crazy you or him ? ;)[/quote] Ehem we are NOT crazy, we are just..emm... mentally active and uhh...creative and *cough cough*...ok ok. So whats your point Bro Hanif ? Sheeshhhh |
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| solehah |
| 01/30/02 at 01:14:29 |
| [quote]Tomorrow Morning Inshallah the Global Mujaahideen forces will be in position ready to do battle. We would prepare overnight, but the risk of air raids is to high. Prepare for battle :) Its gona be MASSIVE![/quote] Excuse me Bro Mujy, my intelligence sources reported that yesterday night your forces were busy eating luddoo instead of gearing up for battle. Little did they know that MY forces have spiked those luddoos. At 0500hours you will find your forces snoring away, by which time my forces would already be stationed around your base. You are covered buster ! *walks away snickering* |
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| solehah |
| 01/30/02 at 01:15:43 |
| LOLOL Cara. Be careful...Mujy's forces might spatter some luddoo crumbs on you as they try to chow down the luddoos before realising that they are surrounded. |
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| solehah |
| 01/30/02 at 01:18:27 |
[quote]and shoot mujaahid- your forces are probably nothing compared to solehahs :D *don't worry solehah, i got your back!* hehehe[/quote] Ok...Alpha 1 to Foxtrot 1..do u read me I repeat do u read me. Sis Hajree please gather our commandos and inform them that we are going to launch the mission tonite. Target : Mujy's Transformer figurines. Codeword : Luddoo Babies. Over and out. |
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| Caraj |
| 01/30/02 at 10:16:49 |
| Solehah, Cara here reporting for duty as a support unit. (and cheering team) ;-D Sorry little bro Mujy but us ladies need to stick together :O And reporting for duty in proper uniform >>> A plastic poncho to deflect luddoo's crumbs ;-D |
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| solehah |
| 01/30/02 at 01:44:09 |
[quote]And reporting for duty in proper uniform >>> A plastic poncho to reflect luddoo's crumbs ;-D[/quote] Very good Agent Cara. As you can see, the Mujy forces (that is an oxymoron btw) are now sweating profusely. They know they are cornered. Please get standard issued towels from logistics in case you get too close to the sweating Mujy forces. Over and out. |
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| mujaahid |
| 01/30/02 at 05:15:58 |
| Mujaahideen Military Council have fully deployed all elite forces. 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| Hania |
| 01/30/02 at 06:15:35 |
| Hania a United Nations Peace Keeper would like to interupt the battle with a question: 'What kind of a man threatens poor defenceless women?!' |
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| mujaahid |
| 01/30/02 at 07:25:27 |
| Assalaamu-alaikum 'What kind of a man threatens poor defenceless women?!' An oppressed man who is denied his ludoos? P.s. Hania the UN is a tool against islaam!!! Why not choose a name like United Islaam Peacekeeper. Right, this is it, time to deploy the most Deadly weapon in the Mujaahideen Arsenal, ladies and gentaleman, after years of researh, we finally bring you, the new, high tech, state of the art, deadly: RPL Rocket Propelled Loddoo Blaster [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/armed/flamethrower.gif[/img] Now what ya gonna do? ;) |
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| Dawn |
| 01/30/02 at 08:25:01 |
| [quote] RPL Rocket Propelled Loddoo Blaster [/quote] Now, does this thing just blast Ludoos? ;) |
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| MuslimSis |
| 01/30/02 at 09:08:29 |
| As-salamu alaikum, Hay sum1 just nicked ma seat-and it was such a good view:( ok, i'm joinin in sisters as a lil helper;):)[quote]RPL Rocket Propelled Loddoo Blaster [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/armed/flamethrower.gif[/img] Now what ya gonna do? [/quote]we'll just Use a water pistol;)[quote]Now, does this thing just blast Ludoos?[/quote]-lol:) tc, w'salaam |
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| M.F. |
| 01/30/02 at 09:49:24 |
| [i]<holding up an anti-war sign> [/i] War! mm.. What is it good for Aaabsolutely nooothing mmm yeah war mm.. what is it good for Aaabsolutely noothing mmm yeah war.. mmmm what is it good for absolutely Nothing! yeah! . . . . . . . |
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| Hajreee |
| 01/30/02 at 09:53:52 |
| Salaams M.F....was that another one of your poems??? LOL ;-D and hehe, you guys are cracking me up!! this is sucha funny post...where's your sidekicks solehah, aka barr and elanor?! |
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| Hania | 01/30/02 at 10:22:27 |
| [quote] P.s. Hania the UN is a tool against islaam!!! Why not choose a name like United Islaam Peacekeeper. [/quote] How did I know you’d say something like this? I’ve decided to no longer retain my position as peacekeeper, instead I will join my Sisters in the battle against ‘Semantic Gymnastic, Boxing Loving, Ladoo Man!’ By the way Mujaahid I was looking at YOUR army of men. [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/people/jeep.gif[/img] Their military uniform looks suspiciously similar to American military uniforms! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! |
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| veilsofbeauty |
| 01/30/02 at 10:46:03 |
Everyone stops and stares as Mujy's forces suddenly are distracted by....LADOOOOS!!! [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_drool.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_drool.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_drool.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_drool.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_drool.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_drool.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_drool.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_drool.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_drool.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_drool.gif[/img] *Man, how can you LIKE those things* And here's Solehah's cheerleaders: [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif[/img] |
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| M.F. |
| 01/30/02 at 10:53:40 |
[quote]Salaams M.F....was that another one of your poems??? LOL ;-D [/quote] No that wasn't one of my poems, that's a very famous anti war song :) but don't ask me who sang it. I'm sure most of the people who read it now have the tune stuck in their head for the next few days heh heh ;-D I know I do :( |
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| tq |
| 01/30/02 at 10:57:58 |
| Assalamo elkiuim ". I'm sure most of the people who read it now have the tune stuck in their head for the next few days heh heh ;-" Yes , it sure has :). I don’t know who sang it but it was also in one of the Jackie Chan recent movie “Rush Hour” :) Wasalam Tamseel |
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| Barr |
| 01/30/02 at 11:00:04 |
| Assalamu'alaikum :-) [quote]By the way Mujaahid I was looking at YOUR army of men.[/quote] Errrr, sister, aren't you supposed to lower down your gaze? *ahem!* [quote]where's your sidekicks solehah, aka barr and elanor?![/quote] Me? her sidekicks? Sidekicks? Puh-lease...! *ahem* *batting mah eyelashes* [i]I'm for World Peace[/i] *looks around for the scout for Ms Congeniality* |
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| solehah |
| 01/30/02 at 13:05:20 |
| Alright !!!! I even have cheerleaders now wooohoooooo Uhhh btw are the cheerless genderless ? I hope so cos they arent wearing any hijab lol. *contacts her agents via the secret radio control* Ok gals..we are all set to go. Mujy's so called state of the art deadly weapon will be foiled by..... THE FAMOUS SOLEHAH LASSI !!!!!!!!!!! Are Mujy bhai..your laddoo will come out faster than u can say She sells seashells on the seashore ;pppp Forward MARCH |
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| solehah |
| 01/30/02 at 13:07:38 |
[quote]Me? her sidekicks? Sidekicks? Puh-lease...! *ahem* *batting mah eyelashes* I'm for World Peace *looks around for the scout for Ms Congeniality*[/quote] I see how it is...u are obsessed with titles rather than fight for a worthy cause. Sheeeshhhh Ms Congeniality indeed !!! Its dunnya sister dunnya ;p Elli..wherefore art thou matey ? |
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| Hania |
| 01/30/02 at 15:22:33 |
| [quote] Errrr, sister, aren't you supposed to lower down your gaze? *ahem!* [/quote] I feel an IM about boiled eggs coming on............;) [quote] where's your sidekicks solehah, aka barr and elanor?! Me? her sidekicks? Sidekicks? Puh-lease...! *ahem*[/quote] I think the truth is Sister Barr has sided with Mujaahid! It looks like its Barr and Mr ladoo man together against the rest of us gals!!! :D |
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| solehah |
| 01/30/02 at 15:54:39 |
[quote]I think the truth is Sister Barr has sided with Mujaahid! It looks like its Barr and Mr ladoo man together against the rest of us gals!!! :D[/quote] Attention all agents please prepare a dossier on Barr's chromosomes and report on her alliance. *calls up Barr's mom to complain abt her errant daughter* |
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| Hania |
| 01/30/02 at 16:02:12 |
[quote] Attention all agents please prepare a dossier on Barr's chromosomes and report on her alliance. *calls up Barr's mom to complain abt her errant daughter*[/quote] Commando Solehah I'm behind you on this 100% <salute> The Errant daughter is now an enemy! |
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| reg |
| 01/30/02 at 17:00:33 |
| [slm] Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then!!!! hehe, it's ok...I've seen stranger things... This isn't a war, this is a massacre, poor brother mujahid is being outnumbered like 10 to 1. LOL [wlm] |
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| Kathy |
| 01/30/02 at 20:53:45 |
| slm I am in the middle of an apparent political race. I will not choose either side and will help both sides.... |
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| Mystic |
| 01/30/02 at 21:46:16 |
| [slm] Peace keeping forces moving in... This genocide can not go on!!! MISSION STATEMENT/GOALS: 1) Disarm the Mujaahid forces and distribute the luddoos amongst the needy masses. 2) Put on Hijabs on the cheerleaders. 3) UNITE the Ummah! Are those the silent calls of Adhan I hear??? *Paging Sis Kathy* "We Urgently need your voice in this matter, it is not the time to be quiet!!!! Politicking can not come in the way of Truth!" *Paging mods* Need back up forces...too many ludoos being thrown around and ***Hijabless*** cheerleaders :o:o:o This War has got to END! UNITE YA UMMATY !!!!! UNITE!!!!!!! Maliha :-) Peace keeping forces (working dilligently on peace rhymes:):):)") :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-) |
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| solehah |
| 01/30/02 at 23:43:19 |
| Ladies..ladies....to have peace we need war (or some stupid cliche someone once spew lol) So come and establish world peace. Join our battle against the evil laddoo dictator. Forward March |
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| Anik |
| 01/31/02 at 00:14:12 |
| asalamu alaikum WHAT ARE U ALL TALKING ABOUT? BRO MUJAHID OUTNUMBERED? NO WAY, I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! Bro, we can get these guys, you from your UK base and me from Canada. Let's see who backs us up, otherwise we fight a guerilla war! We seem outnumbered... Who has the *ladoos* to join our camp? ;) asalaamu alaikum. abdullah,. |
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| Mehak |
| 01/31/02 at 00:58:31 |
| Assalam u Alikum, Since all the brothers except akhi Abdullah have decided to hide and leave Mujaahid amongst all this chaos by himself :O, one of his sisters has decided to fight the battle with him at the frontline. Come on bro, Forward Harch!!Hup,toup ,three ,four!! ;) PS: sorry about that sisters but someone had to take our brothers' side. ;-D Ma'asalam. |
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| mujaahid |
| 01/31/02 at 12:58:52 |
| Commentator: (a distant military man, is seen talking into his radio, he seem slightly injured, but seems in high spirits, he seems to be co-ordinating some kind of military execrsise, or plan, it isnt clear. He then puts the radio into his side pockets and starts sprinting, almost in fear, he seems is a rush, as if something is on the way. A faint rumbling sounds is heard, its getting louder and louder, all of a sudden, we see the Mujaahideen Forces Combat craft come racing towards the sisters front line, its an unexpected, ariel assault, and the sisters camp seem to be in utter choas!!!) [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/armed/Tomcat.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/armed/Tomcat.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/armed/Tomcat.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/armed/Tomcat.gif[/img] Soleha: "darn, i can't shoot them down, these anti-aircraft slings are useless! Thats the last time we use Pre-historic weapons" [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/nonh/monkeyeat.gif[/img] Hajree: "help!! what we gona do, hee hee, we're in trouble hee hee" [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/laugh2.gif[/img] Maliha: "Hajree are you crazy or something? Stop laughing, your confusing me!" [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/jump3.gif[/img] Hania: "Hey look, its the bro's, lets wave at them, HELLO BROS!!" [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/85565.gif[/img] Soleha: "Just get back into the hideout Hania,"! [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/angry/rant.gif[/img] Hania: "No! I wanna fight them too, and dont tell me what to do" [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/angry/peeved.gif[/img] Soleha:"im in command here, you do as i say OK?" [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/angry/icon_argue.gif[/img] Hania: "don't tell me what to do or else...." [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/angry/mad6.gif[/img] Soleha: "or else what"? [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/eek5.gif[/img] Hania: "or else i'm gona cry WAA WAA WAA" [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/crying.gif[/img] Soleha: "now now Baby Hania, no need for that, here have a present" [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/biggringift.gif[/img] Barr: Now now girls, we got trouble here, guys, i think you better forget the pressies, we are in BIG trouble [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/uhoh.gif[/img] Cara: "Sisters, the planes are criss crossing, i'm confused" [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/googlyeyes.gif[/img] Mariam: "i told you not to fight, now look, anyway i'm off to protest, and show my alliance with Commander Mujaahid" [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/music049.gif[/img] Dawn: Mariam, i would'nt show your alligiance in that way!! [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/nono.gif[/img] Muslimah: [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/sleeping.gif[/img] Kathy: "Wake up Muslimah, your missing all the action [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/spineyes.gif[/img] Muslimah: "huh! What! who? eh? [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/eek5.gif[/img] Kathy: The action, THE ACTION!!!, YOUR MISSING IT!! [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/misc/bounce.gif[/img] Soleha: "sisters, RUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!" |
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| solehah |
| 01/31/02 at 16:16:20 |
| Commentator : Above the roaring of the Mujy plane engines, Solehah closes her eyes and seems to be muttering something. The sisters calmed and started to all close their eyes and mutter something. Look !!! Over there ! Camera zoom in please. What on earth is that ?? They are Supermen...NO..they are planes...NO. They are...BIRDS !!!! And they are carrying anti laddoo devices in their beaks. Goodness the birds are attacking the Mujy airplane forces and they are retreating.. Mujy : Retreat...I repreat retreat Anik : I cant see where I am going. My screen is covered with bird poop. The rest of the brothers : Mujy we told you not to fight the sisters, we cant win. RETREAT !!!!! At ground zero, the Muslimahs are seen to be smiling satisfactorily. Major victory for the Muslimahs again. Hurrah. |
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| reg |
| 01/31/02 at 16:34:35 |
| Whoa!, looks like someone has a lot of time on their hands!!! [img]http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/sarge/Disappointed_anim.gif[/img] [quote]At ground zero, the Muslimahs are seen to be smiling satisfactorily.[/quote] [IMG]http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/blackeye/evil_laughter.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/blackeye/evil_laughter.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/blackeye/evil_laughter.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/blackeye/evil_laughter.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/blackeye/evil_laughter.gif[/IMG] |
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| gift |
| 02/01/02 at 04:26:41 |
| [slm] this thread is hilarious - bro mujaahid where do you get those smilies ??? [wlm] |
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| eleanor |
| 02/01/02 at 06:11:31 |
| slm [quote] Elli..wherefore art thou matey ?[/quote] Dang..my cover was almost blown... I was undercover in Mujy's camp.. I'm the whole reason that Soleha's side won the war!!! ;-D I was the GI in the army Third from the right, third down!! Sheeeesh kebabs :-D wasalaam eleanor |
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| MuslimSis |
| 02/01/02 at 06:51:42 |
| as-salaamu alaikum haha bro mujy-how do u get the time to write these stories (their so fake man;):o)!!! ...geez, i wasnt sleepin i was meditating;) And sis kathy would never wake an innocent child up!!! would u know??? tc, w'salaam |
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| Dawn |
| 02/01/02 at 08:24:04 |
| Well, the Mujaahideen Military Council (MMC) may currently be in retreat, but their fearless leader, Bro. Mujy a.k.a. Luddoo Man, gets plenty of bonus points for the animated smileys! ;) |
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| Hania |
| 02/01/02 at 08:57:50 |
| Hurray!! With the aid of super commando Solehah [img]http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/aahmed/sister.gif[/img] the Sister's camp have defeated the merciless leader 'Mujaahid The Ladoo Man' [img]http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/xerx/happyhitler.gif[/img] and his sidekick's Abdullah [img]http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/xerx/happysaddam.gif[/img], Mehak [img]http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/xerx/happyfidel.gif[/img]and the most dangerous of all,Barr! [img]http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/fk/geekgirl.gif[/img] [color=red][center] Freedom to the sisters and Ladoo's! Long live the LADOO [/color][/center] |
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| mujaahid |
| 02/01/02 at 11:32:09 |
| waa waa waa WAAA She's made me out to be Hitler! I can't take this!!! WAA WAA WAAAAAA!!! How horrid! Hey Hania, is their any smilies of Osama Bin Laadin? |
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| Hania |
| 02/01/02 at 12:37:23 |
| [color=black] [quote] Hey Hania, is their any smilies of Osama Bin Laadin?[/quote] Maybe. But I would never choose Bin laaden to represent you. Instead it was a toss up between 'Mr Bean' or Hitler and Hitler won :D |
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| M.F. |
| 02/02/02 at 04:34:40 |
| Assalamy alaikum y'all peace! [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/hippie.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/Peace.gif[/img][img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/Peace.gif[/img] We're Muslims: Unite! Don't fight!! can anyone tell I have 60s parents? [img]http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/happy/sunny.gif[/img] |
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| Marcie |
| 02/01/02 at 12:53:15 |
| As salamu alaykum, Hey Mariam. You are doing it again. Putting these songs in our heads!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D As salamu alaykum Marcie |
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| M.F. |
| 02/02/02 at 04:38:28 |
| [quote]As salamu alaykum, Hey Mariam. You are doing it again. Putting these songs in our heads!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D As salamu alaykum Marcie [/quote] OK I felt terribly guilty and modified my post. I'm really sorry for getting the song stuck in your head :( I think as a punishment Allah made it stick in my head too! Ok here's something to get it out of your head with: Subhanallahi wal hamdu lillahi wa la ilaha illah Allah wa Allahu Akbar wa la hawla wa la quwata illa Billah. I hope it works :-) |
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