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| The perfect husband |
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| BroHanif |
| 01/06/03 at 13:54:02 |
| This is for my sisters in search for a real man..it may help them. The Perfect Husband There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H - Husband, W - Wife) H - "Hello?" W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" H - "Yes." W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" H - "What's the price?" W - "Only $1,000." H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." H - "What price did he quote you?" W - "Only $60,000..." H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..." H - "What?" W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and..I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, EnglishGarden, acre of park area, beachfront property." H - "How much are they asking?" W - "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?" W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" H - "Bye...I love you too..." The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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| Re: The perfect husband |
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| Abu_Atheek |
| 01/07/03 at 00:31:35 |
| [slm] Was the W so thrilled that she could not recognise the voice of the impersonator at the other end? :D :D :D |
| 01/07/03 at 02:15:52 |
| Abu_Atheek |
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| Sabr |
| 01/10/03 at 10:45:54 |
| pretty funny bro Hanif ! :D here's a good 1 But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two . The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. I was born intelligent education ruined me. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say.......... If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ( I like ) ;) How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ? </FONT> Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning Hard work never killed anybody" but why take the risk ! Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ! God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. When two's company, three's the result ! A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. |
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| Abu_Atheek |
| 02/04/03 at 07:44:06 |
| [slm] Why don't all the World Cup Cricket fans post something *serious* here instead of enjoying some humour? :-/ :-/ |
| 02/04/03 at 07:53:43 |
| Abu_Atheek |
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