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| Kathy |
| 01/15/03 at 09:01:18 |
| [code]Ali received a parakeet for Eid. The parakeet was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive; those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. Ali tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing nasheeds ... anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird, and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, Ali put the parakeet in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, there was absolute quiet. Ali was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, and quickly opened the freezer door. The parakeet calmly stepped out onto Ali's extended arm and said, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions, and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior." Ali was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parakeet continued, "May I ask what the Turkey did?" [/code] |
| 01/15/03 at 09:02:16 |
| Kathy |
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| Sabr |
| 01/15/03 at 09:21:57 |
| [slm] Thats a good 1 lol :D ;D ...thats really funny ! |
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| Maliha |
| 01/15/03 at 09:23:03 |
| [slm] It this a true story??? :o Sis, Maliha :-) [wlm] |
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| zomorrud |
| 01/15/03 at 09:36:13 |
| [color=blue]bismillah.. assalamu alaikum, i don't know which is funnier, the original joke or maliha's post :D sorry sis maliha, i don't mean to make fun of you...but that was soo cute! take care wassalam [/color] |
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| zomorrud |
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| Maliha |
| 01/15/03 at 10:29:35 |
| [slm] HEYYYY!!!! She used *real* names...and and..and.. my brain is not quite working....too early man :P yeah, that's it... i knew it was jus' a joke... :-[ **ducks and reconsiders whether she'll ever log in again...** [wlm] |
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| Emerald |
| 01/15/03 at 20:06:21 |
| If you guys can only hear me now! I'm laughing like Scooby Doo! :D |
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| paula |
| 01/15/03 at 21:26:51 |
| [slm] :-* This was very cute !! ........... "" all of it "" :-* [move] :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*[/move] [wlm] |
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| se7en |
| 01/15/03 at 23:02:56 |
| as salaamu alaykum, okay okay I have to share this one... "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." :D |
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