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Over 40 Driving
Kathy
01/30/03 at 08:06:57
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along,they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.

Halima, in the passenger seat, thought to herself, I must be losing it,
could have sworn we just went through a red light.

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, Halima was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very
close attention.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and
they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said,
"Kathy! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You
could have killed us."

Kathy, turned to her and cried, "Oh shoot! Am I driving?"
01/30/03 at 08:07:30
Kathy
Re: Over 40 Driving
sister2sister
01/30/03 at 21:39:54
Salaams sis

lol
That was hilarious!! :D  No wonder my mom always warns us about turning 40 :D

YSIS :-)
Re: Over 40 Driving
Mary
02/04/03 at 14:10:52
As-salaam alaikum


 Kathy,  Was that name change to protect the not so innocent? ;)
Re: Over 40 Driving
Kathy
02/05/03 at 08:33:14
[wlm]

[move]MMMMAAAAAARRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY![/move]

You are back! Long time no see!- are we on for tonight?[i]Tonight is the big set up for the Hajj Experience at our Masjid.[/i]

To all my Akwhat family: My favorite line to use in the car when Mary is driving is "[i]That light is not gettin any greener![/i]

Ha Ha... I am just getting a kick out of thinking about you driving all over the town with a Ka'bah and Safa & Marwah in the back of your van! Try explaining that to the cops if you, a Muslim, gets pulled over!

hmmm... I wonder what my hubby would say if he got pulled over.... he has the jamarats in his van! Great... a Muslim with torpedo looking objects at a Jewish Campus and in a red neck town....
Re: Over 40 Driving
Halima
02/06/03 at 04:25:01
Ah! Kathy!!!

That was really hilarious!  My stomach ached from so much laughter.  Hey even after 40 my eye sight though diminishing is still trustable.  And making me laugh after 3 days of a bad cold, sore throat, runny nose, a cough, headache though I feel a little better today, thanks to you!

Shukran.

Halima


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