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| the assertive husband |
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| zomorrud |
| 02/22/03 at 11:57:38 |
| [color=blue] A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband takes the doctor's advice. He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife's face, and growls, "From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys, and you are going to stay at home where you belong. And another thing, guess who's going to comb my hair, give me a shave, and tie my necktie?" His wife says calmly, " The undertaker?" [/color] |
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| medina |
| 02/25/03 at 16:00:10 |
| [slm] Heheheheheheh........oooo I love a good laugh.....very nice indeed.....loved the ending.... |
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| paula |
| 03/03/03 at 01:44:49 |
| [slm] [size=2][font=Book Antiqua][color=Navy]:-* bigggg smile ........ haha ...."calmly" ;) smile [/color][/font][/size][wlm] |
| 03/03/03 at 01:49:35 |
| paula |
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| Abu_Atheek |
| 03/03/03 at 03:38:23 |
| [slm] *Undertake* means [i]to agree or promise to do something[/i] and the noun derived from this verb is *undertaker* :-/ The obliging wife tells the truth when she answers *the undertaker* because she undertakes to carry out all the orders of her husband :P |
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