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| Humour: Clear Linq, Irrefutable Proof, Prop Tour |
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| SuperHiMY |
| 02/23/03 at 11:16:58 |
| [center][img]http://www.unitedforpeacenanaimo.org/images/clearlinkqq.jpg[/img][/center] [size=2][center][color=Red]Irrefutable Proof[/color][/center][/size] Jacques Chirac and Colin Powell were having a meeting about the situation in Iraq. Chirac began expressing the concerns of the French Government about the course of action the US was taking regarding Iraq. Chirac: "We understand the US position, but we, the French, are not so convinced as you that the Iraqis are hiding weapons of mass destruction." Powell: "The American Government is absolutely positive the Iraqi Government has weapons of mass destruction that they are not making available to the UN Inspectors." Chirac: "How can you be so sure." Powell: "We still have the receipts." [size=2][center][color=Red]Propaganda Tour[/color][/center][/size] During a propaganda tour, president Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions:" 1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election? 2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason? 3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times? Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions:" 1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election? 2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason? 3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times? 4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? 5. Where's Bobby? |
| Bush's Check List for attacking Iraq |
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| SuperHiMY |
| 03/03/03 at 14:03:24 |
[img]http://www.salambazar.com/umairsImages/checklistBush.jpg[/img] |
| Re: Humour: Clear Linq, Irrefutable Proof, Prop |
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| jannah |
| 03/07/03 at 00:58:09 |
| Here's some more sad but true humor: [img]http://www.jannah.org/board/pic1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.jannah.org/board/pic2.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.jannah.org/board/pic4.gif[/img] [img]http://www.jannah.org/board/pic5.jpg[/img] |
| 03/07/03 at 00:58:57 |
| jannah |
| It's not polite to point! |
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| SuperHiMY |
| 03/10/03 at 19:43:59 |
| [img]http://arabnews.com/system/html/cartoon/110303.jpg[/img] |
| I just keep finding these funnies all over the web |
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| SuperHiMY |
| 03/11/03 at 13:29:07 |
| [img]http://www31.brinkster.com/browntime/NEVERFORGETflag.jpg[/img] [img]http://www31.brinkster.com/browntime/bushstupid.jpg[/img] |
| Bush Power! |
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| Tesseract |
| 03/28/03 at 20:06:36 |
| Assalamu 'alaikum, [img]http://www.trussbuzz.com/forums/attachments//bushpower%2Ejpg[/img] |
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| zomorrud |
| 03/29/03 at 11:25:51 |
| [color=blue] well, that's a keeper. thanks bro bulwark for posting it. [/color] |
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| BrKhalid |
| 04/01/03 at 10:53:51 |
| Asalaamu Alaikum ;-) Another one to add to the list: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US Forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. U.S. President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction. |
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| Tesseract |
| 04/06/03 at 23:09:51 |
| Assalamu 'alaikum, Probably u guys must have seen this before, but I find it the funniest. Look at Bush's face :D [img]http://www.ekips.com/download/20021022_bushbook.jpg[/img] Wassalam. |
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| Kathy |
| 04/07/03 at 19:21:01 |
| [slm] Check this out...(I don't get it, but someone asked me to post it) http://www.digimedya.com/img/haber/32250b.swf |
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| Tesseract |
| 04/08/03 at 02:49:08 |
| Assalamu 'alaikum, Momma Mod, how could u even think of NOT sharing this funny stuff with others. I really doubt ur age now............................u seem much older than u claim to be :D :D. Just a joke. [quote]...(I don't get it, but someone asked me to post it)[/quote] U'll get it, but u need to see the movie "Terminator 2: The Judgement Day" first. Wassalam. |
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| theOriginal |
| 04/08/03 at 03:03:47 |
| [slm] It's the "Saddam was here" that just killed me. LOL Wasalaam. |
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| jannah |
| 04/09/03 at 01:58:41 |
| [center] [img]http://www.jannah.org/board/iraq2.gif[/img] [img]http://www.jannah.org/board/iraq3.gif[/img] [img]http://www.jannah.org/board/iraq4.gif[/img] [/center] |
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