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| truly Canadian apology to the USA |
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| theOriginal |
| 03/08/03 at 10:33:59 |
| [slm] I'd just like to say...I think Rick Mercer is possibly the funniest man on the planet. *** Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television: On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. I'm sorry about that Liberal MP calling you guys: "Damned Americans" We know some of you are good people. And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Thank you. |
| MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush |
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| SuperHiMY |
| 03/11/03 at 12:00:11 |
| [wlm] I found this poem on a weblog last month and thought it one of the funniest things I've read all year. It's also quite applicable to the above commentary. It's composed of outakes of different speeches and press comments made by our President. [poem courtesy of Kerri and www.star-shine.net] MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses. Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet become more few? How many hands have I shaked? They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being and the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream. Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize skciety! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher! |
| 03/11/03 at 12:12:29 |
| SuperHiMY |
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