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| Local Learning Center offers courses |
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| Kathy |
| 03/13/03 at 08:24:22 |
| ADULT LEARNING CENTER - FOR MEN Classes for MEN at our local Learning Center For Adults - Sign up by April 1, 2003! Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each. TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by Step, with slide presentation. TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion. TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO USE THE TECHNIQUE OF SITTING ON THE SEAT AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? Group practice. TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR. Pictures and explanatory graphics. TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? Examples on video. TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. Helpline support and support groups. TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. Open forum. TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. Graphics and audio tape presentation. TOPIC 9: REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real-life testimonials. TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation. TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE. On-line class and role playing. TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered. Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors |
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| M.F. |
| 03/14/03 at 07:20:31 |
| OMG Kathy I have tears running down my cheeks. I had to stuff my scarf into my mouth so no one at work would hear me laughing. Not... of course, that this applies to my man in any way.... ahem.... :D :D |
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| Kathy |
| 04/01/03 at 08:40:58 |
| The Mommy Test I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff, "Um, it's on the mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mommy." "Oh." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the daddy." |
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