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bhaloo
03/17/03 at 02:11:50
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Here's what would happen if women were only allowed to park in a parking lot.  Se7en and Barr, does this look familiar?  ;)

[img]http://members.cox.net/arshad/women_s_carlot.jpg[/img]
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jannah
03/17/03 at 03:20:21
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bhaloo u are sooooooooo a dead man  >:(
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Barr
03/17/03 at 03:30:52
Wa'alaikumussalam warahmatullah

[quote]Se7en and Barr, does this look familiar?[/quote]

Hmm.. now that U mention it...

:-[Didn't U once run a Valet Parking Service for women, Bhaloo?

:o gosh! Shame on you! Those poor women!

Bhaloo's Women's Special Valet Parking .. Bah... :P  

~sigh~  ::) try harder, next time, Bhaloo, and yeah.. on your parking too... that is... if U live  ;D
03/17/03 at 04:00:00
Barr
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BrKhalid
03/17/03 at 04:42:39
Asalaamu Alaikum ;-)

Bhaloo be fair now!!!

Parking those two cars on the wall takes some skill ;)
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WhatDFish
03/17/03 at 05:08:53
too true brothers, too true . . . lol
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Sabr
03/17/03 at 07:06:08
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Bros.. :)...Now really if their was a parking lot 4 women only they would

1)All reverse park or parallel park
2) All cars would be very CLEAN and have strawberry and vanilla emmanating from it
3)Car park would be very orderly
4) Parking tickets would have " thank you and have a great day "  with little  flowers and stars around it!!!
:P :P                                                                  :D :D
03/17/03 at 08:09:42
Sabr
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Twilight
03/17/03 at 08:01:57
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[quote]3)Car park would be very orderly  [/quote]

True we would be able to pass through the car park with ease and not have to weave thru cars incorrectly parked  8)

Also the other drivers would be considerate enough to let us pass  :-* and not act as though a great sin had been commited should we go in front of them.  :-/ :-/ :-/
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Y
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jaihoon
03/17/03 at 10:10:00
[quote author=bhaloo link=board=bro;num=1047885111;start=0#0 date=03/17/03 at 02:11:50][slm]

Here's what would happen if women were only allowed to park in a parking lot.
[img]http://members.cox.net/arshad/women_s_carlot.jpg[/img][/quote]

That's the case when only a CAR PARKING was women only. Imagine what would happen to the planet if there were women only on it?  :o


;)


peace
JAIHOON  ::)
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Barr
03/17/03 at 10:19:57
[quote]Imagine what would happen to the planet if there were women only on it?[/quote]

That I can imagine... probably more orderly... with toilet seats where they're supposed to be... amongst many other things...

But I certainly wouldn't even want to imagine a world with men only! :P
03/17/03 at 10:20:28
Barr
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Maliha
03/17/03 at 10:24:26
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[quote author=Barr link=board=bro;num=1047885111;start=0#8 date=03/17/03 at 10:19:57]
But I certainly wouldn't even want to imagine a world with men only! :P[/quote]

OUCH! that hurt my vision!!!!

Please don't say stuff like that without warning  ::)

A world without women?!!!!

Subhana Allah no wonder Adam (AS) yearned for his Better half before Hawa was created  :-[

Sis,
Maliha :-) [wlm]
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WhatDFish
03/17/03 at 10:34:37
[quote]But I certainly wouldn't even want to imagine a world with men only! :P[/quote]

neither would I  ;)
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theOriginal
03/17/03 at 13:57:35
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If other women drive like me...I gotta admit....that lot is pretty dead on.

I had an accident while parking my car the other day.  Then I waited an hour for the guy to get back, so that I could explain to him what happened (his bumper looked a little loose.)  He started laughing so hard...he goes "dont worry it was like that anyway."  And there I was, nearly in tears.  At least the weather was nice.  :)

Wasalaam.
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bhaloo
03/17/03 at 21:34:27
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[quote author=jannah link=board=bro;num=1047885111;start=0#1 date=03/17/03 at 03:20:21]
bhaloo u are sooooooooo a dead man  >:([/quote]

Oh my bad, you prefer using a cow to get around town, right,  Sheikha ul Moo Moos?    :P
[img]http://www.vtliving.com/cow/2cows.GIF[/img]


[quote author=Barr link=board=bro;num=1047885111;start=0#2 date=03/17/03 at 03:30:52] :-[Didn't U once run a Valet Parking Service for women, Bhaloo? [/quote]

Unfortunately Barr I haven't done that yet, but it sounds like a great idea and should make the world a safer place.  ;D  Thanks for the idea. :)

[quote author=theOriginal link=board=bro;num=1047885111;start=0#11 date=03/17/03 at 13:57:35]
If other women drive like me...I gotta admit....that lot is pretty dead on.
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Finally a sister that isn't afraid to speak out.   :)
Jannah and Barr did you read that?

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I had an accident while parking my car the other day.
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Sorry to hear that, tahoor insha'Allah.
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panjul
03/17/03 at 23:16:48
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In the past year, I have gotten into 3 car accidents. 1 my fault, the other two very serious ones were not.  Once, while picking up my sister from her friends house, I backed into their mailbox. While driving on the highway, I almost flew off the highway and into the air and traffic 15 feet below, but on the last second veered back. I have gotten 4 tickets. I drove on the Median, (isn't it what's it called, the grassy area separting the lanes?), and freaked out so bad that I kept driving over it and screaming.....then it ended and i was back on the road.

I'm the perfect driver now. Really.

And considering that my brother knoked down a chevron station when he was...get this.....*backing away*...... my driving record speaks for how good it is. (the chevron guy turned out to be a hindu that we sort of knew and so he didn't sue us. Poor guy generously took the expenses on himself.)

P.S. I would like to take this oppertunity to make a irrelevent point to this thread... why is the women's section so boring????? I have'nt visited in ages..... and I guess I'm not the only one cuz I see the women in here way too much than in their own section!
03/17/03 at 23:18:51
panjul
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Tesseract
03/17/03 at 23:53:55
Assalamu 'alaikum,

            [quote]P.S. I would like to take this oppertunity to make a irrelevent point to this thread... why is the women's section so boring?? I have'nt visited in ages..... and I guess I'm not the only one cuz I see the women in here way too much than in their own section! [/quote]

               Hahahaha,.................panjul u made me laugh so hard. Oh man! And then there are sisters who say "Bah.....its so boring in Ikhwan Health club". U made my day, panjul............. :D :D :D

           [quote]I'm the perfect driver now. Really. [/quote]

                Never claim perfection for urself. I mean it, specially in driving. People run into accidents even after 20 years of perfect driving (i-e no accidents, tickets etc.).
               I started driving on my US license in October, 2001, although I had been driving since before that, but on my Pakistani license. My cousin challenged me that I'll very soon have a ticket (He himself has a very good driving record........err...........I mean tickets' record  :P. he has gotten quite a few tickets) and I challenged him in return that InshaAllah I wont have a ticket till at least 2 years. Alhamdulillah 'ala kulli haal  :), no tickets yet, and just 6 more months to go to win the challenge.
             I was caught once for over-speeding. Was driving 57 in 45 zone. But luckily had my doctor's coat and a whole lot of medical books in my back seat. So the officer let go me with just a verbal warning. Since then, my friends make fun of me that I am "abusing" the doctor's coat  :D.

Wassalam.


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Halima
03/20/03 at 06:49:52
Well, I guess if any of you were near my vicinity you would avoid most of the roads that I take because I am a 42 year old who is practicing her driving after driving school.  And add to that my being a woman!!!

While taking my driving lessons my boss asked me what time a I would be on the road.  I asked her why, because she said:  I want to avoid that road till you are off it!!!

But, there are expert and excellent women drivers who would make Bhaloo eat his words.

Halima
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Aabidah
03/24/03 at 17:21:22
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jaihoon, why not ask the question, What if there were only men on this planet?

All the men would get on each other's nerves and soon there would be no men because all of them would have killed each other  :D

Anyway, those are my two cents....

And bhaloo, the sisters who drive here park much better than brothers, just to let you know  ;)

[wlm]
Betul
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bhaloo
03/25/03 at 02:45:03
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[quote author=Aabidah link=board=bro;num=1047885111;start=15#16 date=03/24/03 at 17:21:22]
And bhaloo, the sisters who drive here park much better than brothers, just to let you know  ;)
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Really?  Se7en mentioned that once she was driving with her eldest brother and she panicked and I think got out of the car or closed her eyes.    :D
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jannah
03/25/03 at 11:36:07
[quote] Really?  Se7en mentioned that once she was driving with her eldest brother and she panicked and I think got out of the car or closed her eyes. [/quote]

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haha i remember that... wow never tell bhaloo anything he never forgets it :p ;D
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Emerald
03/26/03 at 01:04:28
HEY! I think it was me who actually caused that pile up in the picture  :-[  :-/
Talkin' about this reminded me of when I went on my road test at the DMV. I was doing great but then as I got to the DMV building, I stopped at the light cause it was red but at that instant I got all confused and thought you could turn left on red ( Ya I know -- turn RIGHT on red, duh, lol) soooo I did!  :-/ I must have given the guy testing me a heart attack cause he almost freaked out while taking over the steering wheel and jamming on the breaks. lol. Fortunately there were no close oncoming cars, heheh...yea I failed, but it was a nice memory :)
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a_Silver_Rose
03/28/03 at 20:58:54
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hmmmmmm funny how men have to pay higher insurance in the US...HMM maybe because they cause bigger accidents...hmmm something to think about []


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