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| 04/07/03 at 23:52:20 |
| What do you call someone who explodes a bomb and killsinnocent people? - A terrorist. What do you call someone who drops a bomb from a plane and kills innocent people? - A brave American pilot. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call it when a Palestinian uses violence against the Jews who have illegally occupied his land? - A terrorist attack. What do you call it when an Israeli helicopter fires rockets at Palestinian youths armed with stones? - Self-defense. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call it when someone gives money to a government official in return for favors? - Bribery. What do you call it when a large corporation gives money to a government official in return for favors? - A campaign contribution. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call the form of government where a small elite exploits and intimidates the citizens? - A dictatorship. What do you call the form of government where a small elite exploits and intimidates the citizens, and the citizens can choose every few years which part of the elite should occupy the government buildings? - A democracy. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call it when a group of people take the law into their own hands and kill people without a fair trial? - A lynching. What do you call it when the US takes the law into its own hands and kills people without a fair trial? - Operation Enduring Freedom. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call someone who steals from the rich and gives to the poor? - Robin Hood. What do you call someone who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? - The US government. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call a weapon that can kill thousands of people? - A weapon of mass destruction. What do you call a weapon that has killed 1.5 million Iraqis, including more than 500,000 children? - Sanctions. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call an army that will fight for whoever pays the most money? - Mercenaries. What do you call an army in Afghanistan that will fight for whoever pays the most money? - The Northern Alliance (or United Front). ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call an attack on the Pentagon, a command and control center in the US? - A cowardly attack on American freedom and democracy. What do you call the destruction of an Afghan village by US bombs? - An attack on a Taliban command and control center. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call it when just over 3 thousand people were killed in the September 11 attack on the US? - An atrocity. What do you call it when nearly 5 million people were killed in the Vietnam war? - A mistake. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call it when very rich people exploit poor people? - Greed and selfishness. What do you call it when very rich countries exploit poor countries? - Globalization. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call a foreign oppressor in the last century that controlled the economical and social life of a country? - A colonialist power. What do you call a foreign oppressor in this century that controls the economical and social life of a country? - The International Monetary Fund. ------------------------------------------------------------ Wha t do you call it when people are slaughtered? - A massacre. What do you call it when 100.000 to 200.000 Iraqi's are slaughtered by the US at a loss to American forces of 148 (46 of which were killed by friendly fire)? - The Gulf War. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call the extermination of a people? - Genocide. What do you call the exter! mination of native Americans in the US? - A glorious episode in American history. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call a US president who says, "Read my lips - no new taxes", and later breaks his promise? - George Bush. What do you call a US president who says, "No new taxes- over my dead body", and later ...? - George W. Bush. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call someone who stands up in front of a crowd and tells stories? - An entertainer. What do you call someone who stands up in front of a crowd at the Pentagon and tells stories? - Donald Rumsfeld. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call a television station that broadcasts only the government's views? - A propaganda station. What do you call the BBC when the World News consists solely of half an hour of a Pentagon briefing? - Fair and impartial. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call the 2002 presidential election in Zimbabwe where there are serious irregularities? - A flawed election. What do you call the 2000 presidential election in the US where there are serious irregularities? - A victory for democracy. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call it when American Whites advocate an exclusively White state and the expulsion of all non-Whites? - Racism. What do you call it when Isra eli Jews advocate an exclusively Jewish state and the expulsion of all non-Jews? - Zionism. |
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