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| A jowk for bruzzahs |
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| jannah |
| 04/14/03 at 19:35:11 |
| [slm] just a joke someone sent me ;) and if u don't get it ignore it!!! i believe they need a new category 9) decent good brotha. oh wait there aren't any of those right :P PROFILE OF MUSLIM BROTHERS 1) Gucci brothers- These guys are madd chill, yet madd stylin...they approach their prey with finesse yet respect. These brothers range from the gelled hair to the aviater lenses and burberry scarves 2) The oh-so-confused-desi-crackas- They'll wear anything that says abercrombie (even if its plastered across their butts). They'll be the ones walkin aroung saying "dood" every other second and also don't mind congregating at the hotel lobbies for hours drinking Starbucks frappaccinos. Hemp necklaces and cargo pants with chupples are standard uniform for these brothers who rock the beach look in the middle of a snowstorm in january 3) The Gangstah brother- Rockawear, ECKO, sean jean, TIMS, baggy jeans, jearseys, and no doubt the ghettoest accent. His favorite movies includes 'Menace to Society', 'Love and Basketball', and the one that he impersonates his style from- 'Friday'. "Yo" would most likely be the first and last word of each sentence out of his mouth. Don't be surprised if he walks around with headphones (blaring a dope beat) around his neck the whole confrence, calling the imams "Son" and "homes" 4) Mullahs- Sporting the beard, kofi, and maybe even a tusbee attached to his ID badge. Women: don't associate with unless you have a question on fiqh. If you're really interested in this fella, go through an isna moderator or find a hadith that supports your case for being a potential 5) Fall in to the Gap- yea, they've fallen and get up outta that damn store. they're whole wardrobe can be seen in the gap and banana republic catalog. Feel free to have some variation in style...no that doesn't mean a different colored polo shirt. 6) FOB-but not really- these cats have never even lived in their homeland but they rep their country like they got here an hour ago...you can tell for their 'eshtyle' . they way they talk, the way the approach girls (like they even have a chance with em), and their advertisment of their country's flag on 2/3 of their car. They'll even dress the part, if someone already hasn't shown them theres more to life then just a button up shirt and slacks and/or kurta-shalwar. 7) The Chameleon Brother- this brother is able to blend in each category depending on the girls in conference. Either a thug one day and a banana boy another, this brother will do anything to impress the ladies. Including singing random song (desi/arabic/or otherwise) but unfortunately getting love from none. 8 ) The Laid Back Brother- though they lay low most times, definately the life of the convention. Hyped when need be and never confused though acts clueless for a joke. Beware, these brothers are the flies on the wall, they know everything though they seem out of it. Never a dull moment even if they're alone, these brothers are able to entertain themselves. Sisters, depending on your taste these are all potential choices. Don't be left behind. |
| 04/14/03 at 19:38:01 |
| jannah |
| Re: A jowk for bruzzahs |
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| Al-Basha |
| 04/14/03 at 19:43:00 |
| [slm] All I can think is :o No decent brothers? Huh? ::) |
| Re: A jowk for bruzzahs |
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| jannah |
| 04/14/03 at 22:50:19 |
| [wlm] Excluding the good bros on this board :) |
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