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| A jowk for sistahs |
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| jannah |
| 04/15/03 at 20:37:31 |
| After the jowk for bruzzahs i thought it would only be fair to have one for the sistahs... How to interpret 'Man-talk' by Shahid Husain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I can't find it." REALLY MEANS "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "That's women's work." REALLY MEANS "It's dirty, difficult and thankless." "Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter." "It's a guy thing." REALLY MEANS "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "It would take too long to explain." REALLY MEANS "I have no idea how it works." "We're going to be late." REALLY MEANS "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." "That's interesting, dear." REALLY MEANS "Are you still talking?" "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." REALLY MEANS "I forgot our anniversary again." "It's really a good movie." REALLY MEANS "It's got guns, knives, fast cars." "What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS "What did you catch me at?" "She's one of the rabid feminists." REALLY MEANS "She refused to make my coffee." "You really look terrific in that outfit." REALLY MEANS "Please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving." "I missed you." REALLY MEANS "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper." |
| 04/15/03 at 20:38:02 |
| jannah |
| Re: A jowk for sistahs |
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| Al-Basha |
| 04/18/03 at 15:04:22 |
| [slm] hey this one isn't any different than the other you posted in the ikhwaan folder ??? it's still raggin on the brothers The only one I semi agree with is this one: "It's really a good movie." REALLY MEANS "It's got guns, knives, fast cars. 8) |
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