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IMuslim_4Ever
04/30/03 at 21:40:53
[slm] I thought this is kindda cool...neat advice... ;D ;D ;D ;D >>>> 1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before? >> >>     Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. > > >> 2.) Male: Is this seat empty? > > >>     Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down. > > > >3.) Male: Your place or mine? > >>    Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine. > > >> > > >> 4.) Male: So, what do you do for a living. > > >>     Female: I'm a female impersonator. > > >> > > >> 5.) Male: Hey baby, what's your sign? > > >>     Female: DO NOT ENTER. > > >> > > >> 6.) Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning? > > >>     Female: Unfertilized. > > >> > > >> 7.) Male: Your body's like a temple > > >>    Female: Sorry, there are no services today. > > >> > > >> 8.) Male: I would go to the end of the world for you. > > >>     Female: But would you please stay there?
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