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| Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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| gift |
| 05/13/03 at 05:42:54 |
| [slm] Enjoy........ [color=Purple]Subject: Why Did the Chicken cross the road? SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. GEORGE W BUSH We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. TONY BLAIR I agree with George. ARIEL SHARON Our new policy is to kill all chickens that move. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. JENNY JONES Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? BILL GATES eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON What is your definition of chicken? COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one? HOMER SIMPSON Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n [/color] |
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| Yasmeena |
| 05/13/03 at 15:29:45 |
| [slm] That was so cute!! I really needed that funny today, woke up with a migraine this morning. I guess maybe I shouldn't stay up into the wee hours reading posts here. Am I becoming a Madina junkie ??? ??? Oh well! There are worse things to be addicted to these days :) :) I think I need a [], or maybe [] [] []. Yasmeena [wlm] |
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| ltcorpest2 |
| 05/13/03 at 15:53:46 |
| i do not know if anyone feels like me, but i saw the quote by homer simpson and i saw something else here psoted about the simpsons. I have never even seen any part of the simpsons show except when i have tuned a channel and they were on and i immediately turned it off. I guess i have never taken the time to watch, but it seems like such an inane idiotic show (no offence to simpsons fans). |
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| Yasmeena |
| 05/13/03 at 15:59:54 |
| [slm] Additions for you. Why did the chicken cross the road? U.S. CONGRESS To switch parties from Democrat to Republican. INS (Immigration and Naturalization) To evade deportation. [wlm] |
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