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Why Woman are Cranky
Kathy
05/23/03 at 08:44:45
As requested by the ladies- a spin off from the guys section
[i]heavily edited[/i]
Why Women are Cranky
 
  We start to "blossom" at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the uncomfortable training bra contraption designed by the torture centures, enticing our younger brothers to snap us in the back.
 
 Next, we get our mensus in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding flowers, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone  crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs.
 
 Our next little rite of passage is having the marital "rights"  for the first time leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was  about.
 
 And then of course it's off to motherhood.  Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learn to live with the growing little cuties inside us steadily kicking our innards night and  day. Our once flat bellies now look like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee our pants every time we sneeze.
 
 When the big moment arrives, the dam in our Nether Regions will invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we'll waddle with our  big cartoon feet moaning in pain all the way to the ER. Then it's huf  and puff while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more (or 10) good push,"  warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the hubby square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb. bowling ball through a keyhole.
 
 After that, it's time to raise those cuties only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morph into walking,  jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, llittle poop machines.
 
 The teen years. Need I say more? The kids are almost grown now and we women hit our voracious prime in our mid-30's to early 40's while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.
 
 Now we hit the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take the HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned  "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything  that moves.  
 
 Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men when they get off  so easy INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...
 
 Now I love being a woman but "Womanhood" would make even Ghandi a tad crabby.
 
Women are the "weaker sex."?
 Yeah, right.
Re: Why Woman are Cranky
theOriginal
05/23/03 at 08:49:03
ahahahaha@heavily edited.

I got the original one and I must say, I think women got jipped.

I'm kidding.  Seriously, it was a joke.
Re: Why Woman are Cranky
Rameeza
05/23/03 at 10:21:32
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On that note let me have one of these  [] [] [] [] [] [] ok I guess I needed more than one, after reading  this. :)
Re: Why Woman are Cranky
Yasmeena
05/23/03 at 16:37:02
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Thank you Kathy!  How TRUE!  I REALLY needed that!!

I was  :D  :D  :D  :D SO hard that my hubby, who has to "put up with" the "Grandmother" of womenhood right along with me, had to stand behind me to read this too.  I couldn't get a sentance read with out busting a gut.  Oh GEE.  The poor dear just said he has to put up with it.  I on the other hand "only have to go through it".   ::)

I would LOVE to see a man go through what menopause feels like!  Or pushing that bowling ball out the Keyhole!  ::)

Yasmeena

[wlm]
Re: Why Woman are Cranky
wardah
05/23/03 at 16:51:46

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the title of this topic just made me go  :o
but after reading it..... :-*
nananananaa :P we have our reasons.
Re: Why Woman are Cranky
BroHanif
05/23/03 at 19:03:18
Salaams

[quote]Why Woman are Cranky[/quote]
Arn't all women cranky through having a crooked rib ?

Hanif

05/23/03 at 19:03:57
BroHanif


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