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| Hormone Hostages |
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| Anonymous |
| 05/31/03 at 02:39:58 |
| slm] HORMONE HOSTAGES I am sure this must be a familiar ! Ah Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth, and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, or male child. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Why are you so worked up? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of orange juice with that? DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe. Top 10 Things PMS Stands For: 1) Pass My Shotgun 2) Pack My Stuff 3) Perpetual Munching Spree 4) Puffy Mid Section 5) People Make Me Sick 6) Provide Me with Sweets 7) Pardon My Sobbing 8) Pimples May Surface 9) Plainly; Men Suck 10) Please; More Salt Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN, CAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE TRASH!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE! I'm sorry. What did you ask me? |
| Re: Hormone Hostages |
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| Caraj |
| 05/31/03 at 08:42:24 |
| This is sooooo cute.........and so true of how we react sometimes :-/ I'm going to send a copy of this to my husband (hehe) ;D Thank you for sharing this, here have a ... [] you deserve it |
| Re: Hormone Hostages |
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| Emerald |
| 06/01/03 at 22:55:03 |
| hehehe. It's scary how your post is SOOO me! :D |
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