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| Ways to get back at your husband |
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| Caraj |
| 06/02/03 at 17:38:45 |
| Husband makes you mad ??? Acting like a fool ::) Just being a pain ::) I'm starting a list of ways to get back at him, please feel free to add to the list. When packing his lunch: 1) pack hard boiled eggs........forget to boil them 2) making a sandwich..... use the cheese that is individually wrapped and forget to take the plactic off 3) Pack twinkies.......carefull cut a small hole underneath, remove the creamy filling, replace with ketcup and replace with the piece you cut out. wrap in plastic wrap. By the way does Jannah still have that 5 post a day limit from last year? I hope there is mercy for someone home and sick needing things to do ;D I know, we'll tell her since i missed so many days the last 2 months I am just making up for it :-[ |
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| strivinsista_1 |
| 06/02/03 at 20:12:58 |
| bismillah ASsalamalaykum *ROLL ON DA FLOOR LAUGHING* people lookin at me like am dumb here .... lol u phunnie [wlm] |
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| nouha |
| 06/03/03 at 00:19:04 |
| [slm] im not married... but i can share with u some of the pranks my family has done to each other.... this was years ago but a classic....one night, my mom dropped me off home from somewhere while she went to go pick somthing up from the grocery... when i went inside.. the whole place was dark except for the bathroom, cause my bro was in there brushing his teeth (he was the only one in the house). so what i did was i went to his room and drapped myself in white sheet and waited til he came in.... so when he did, he turned on the lights, there i was flinging my arms up and down lookin like a ghost... and he went CRAZY PALE.... and fell to the floor... after laughing soooo hard.. i realized later i couldve prolly scared him to death (wa ayoudubilah) it was still funny.... albany sisters...feel free to make fun of him when u see him next time hahah its yasir... other things we do are stand behind the door to freak someone out...also be very generous to give a cup of applesauce to someone...AFTER dumping maad salt first of course ;) wow yo i can go on.....but lets hear other stories wasalam nouha:) |
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| Yousef |
| 06/03/03 at 02:23:35 |
| It was narrated that Abu Layla said: “The companions of Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said that they were travelling with the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him), and a man among them fell asleep. Some of them got a rope and tied him up, and he got scared. The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: ‘It is not permissible for a Muslim to frighten another Muslim.’” (Narrated by Abu Dawood). |
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| Al-Basha |
| 06/03/03 at 03:35:06 |
| [slm] Ok well this is something I DO NOT recommend anyone to do but it happened to me anyway, and no im not married and no sisters do not do this to your husbands plz :) ok so i went to the masjid right for weekly halaqa, anyhow this bro i know had a bebzi in his hand and insisted i have a drink [] i was like oh thanks but im fine, so he kept insisting saying he'd get sad at me etc and im like ah ok why not? Why not indeed, talk about BIG MISTAKE Apparently he'd loaded the bebzi with salt and pepper :o Unfortunalty the Maghrib adhan was going so i quickly went to rinse my mouth but I couldn't get the peppery taste out of my mouth. Moral of the story, if you're gonna spike your husbands bebzi don't do it with salt and pepper :P Oh anyone ever seen this old Tracy Ulman/Kevin Kline movie called I Love You To Death :-[ |
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| Caraj |
| 06/03/03 at 05:10:04 |
| [quote author=Yousef link=board=sis;num=1054586326;start=0#3 date=06/03/03 at 02:23:35]It was narrated that Abu Layla said: “The companions of Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said that they were travelling with the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him), and a man among them fell asleep. Some of them got a rope and tied him up, and he got scared. The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: ‘It is not permissible for a Muslim to frighten another Muslim.’” (Narrated by Abu Dawood). [/quote] I hope this post and my other you responded to with this same exact message did not offend you. However yours is a good post as many people do scarey jokes, one thing for kids to do it but adults uggggg. My husband and I play jokes on each other and have snowball fights and just have fun. Nothing is done to scare the other and nothing is done in meaness. Girls just wann have fun :-/ We have just had so much fun, cooking together, doing yard work together, washing our cars together and playing jokes on each other. My sons must of picked up my smart alic/joking personality. ;D The oldest one day was playing chess on the pc with my hubby. (Son at his home and hubby here) I was kind of hanging on hubby, hugging his neck and watching the game from over his shoulder. My son types.....Whose watching your Knight? My husband responded... I dunno My sons types.....thats right and thats why I'm taking him :P My other son called one day and asked me if hubby wanted to play racket ball, my hubby from across the room said not tonight My son said, tell him don't feel bad if you get beat, It's tradition :-/ I have no idea where they got these personalities ::) We are just a fun loving, joking family. My daughter-in-law and I one day went to watch them play racket ball, and them unknowing we made signs to hold up during their plays ;D One said....THE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS TO "HIT" THE BALL which we held up for them to see through the glass when someone missed a shot :-/ Another said...You gonna let him beat you like that? I think we had like 4 or 5 signs made up. it was fun |
| 06/03/03 at 05:17:20 |
| Caraj |
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| Yousef |
| 06/03/03 at 16:05:18 |
| mashaAllah this is real good Sis Caraj, all i wanted point out was the hadith, and not freaking people out, some people have very weak hearts, and seriously can be scared to death. snowball fights, and water fights...those are fun, as long as no one sees you wet... :D |
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| nouha |
| 06/03/03 at 16:14:02 |
| [slm] i didnt know about this hadith youcef..thanks.... like i said i realized later it could have prolly killed him :( wasalam nouha:) |
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