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Bumperstickers on Religion
Emerald
06/06/03 at 00:27:54
Well I was bored tonight so I started surfing the net and found a funny website with great bumpersticker phrases. Here's a few I found hilarious on religion:

1.) JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!

2.) Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'

3.) God is perfect, man is not. Man made beer and God made pot.

4.) God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.

5.) My Karma ran over your Dogma

6.) Jesus Saves! ... And at today's prices that IS a Miracle!

7.) The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

8.) JESUS SAVES at First National Bank.

9.) The Big Bang Theory -- God spoke and BANG, it happened

10.) Worry, God knows all about you.

Re: Bumperstickers on Religion
ascetic
06/06/03 at 15:11:34
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I don't mean to be a killjoy, but jokes made at the expense of Jesus (peace be upon him) or God just make me upset. I mean nowadays, you just have to tune in to Comedy Central and you'll find standup-comedians, cartoons (a la South Park) and they are poking fun at Jesus, Moses etc. (peace be upon them all). Sad thing is that most of my friends get a good laugh out of these jokes and when I try to explain to them that this is cheap humor, they tell me to lighten up :(

When we can't learn to respect the Prophets, how are we going to learn from them?

(The comments above are definitely not directed towards the original poster but it's just me venting)
Re: Bumperstickers on Religion
Nomi
06/06/03 at 17:01:32
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i agree with bro zahid

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Asim Zafar


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