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Islamic pick-up lines
Ankabut
06/08/03 at 16:50:25
[slm] I received this in my mailbox and found it quite hilarious  :D Enjoy!   ;D [wlm] Ankabut  :-) "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me." "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you." "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own." "Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?" "You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me,and we will go one-on-one our entire  life." "Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am  more than willing to do my part..." "Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?" "Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?" "Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?" "What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school Can I have your mahram's phone number?" "So, read any good Surahs lately?" "Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter." "Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?" "Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room"

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
nouha
06/08/03 at 17:07:40
[slm] the sad part is that ive actually heard some of there....  ::) wasalam nouha:)

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
Abu_Hamza
06/08/03 at 18:50:36
[slm] Correction: These are Muslim pick-up lines. Not Islamic. :) That said, I gotta say this is my all-time favorite: [quote]"Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?" [/quote] :-/
06/08/03 at 18:52:38
Abu_Hamza

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
Nomi
06/09/03 at 06:35:18
[quote author=Abu_Hamza link=board=sis;num=1055101825;start=0#2 date=06/08/03 at 18:50:36][slm] That said, I gotta say this is my all-time favorite: :-/[/quote] [slm] so does this mean that you are joining the PDA group, no way, you are my inspiration ;)  ......... [j/k ppl] Asim Zafar

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
UmmHurrairah
06/09/03 at 10:40:48
[slm] :-* Ankabut, that was GREAT. Lol.. you had me laughing.  :-/ "Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?" I'll remember this one!!  :-/ :-/ Thanks for sharing sis..  :-X I've heard of the name Ankabut... what does it mean? Just curious. >^o.o^< Stay funny Ankabut sis, [wlm] :-)

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
Nabila
06/09/03 at 11:20:26
[slm] Lol Mine would be... How about turning my ma sha allaah into an insha allaah?''  :P I agree with all the others -- the hoor one is the perfect pickup line -- charming and cheesy lol ma asalaamah and take care

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
Nabila
06/09/03 at 14:17:54
[slm] PS - Ankabout is Arabic for spider... ma asalaamah and take care

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
UmmHurrairah
06/09/03 at 23:04:34
[slm] :-* Thanks lady_murasaki_sa.  :) :) :) Bebzi  [] [wlm] :-)

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
Nisa
06/27/03 at 10:31:47
[slm] LOL jazakhallah khairan ya ukthi for sharing.......hilarious stuff!!! [wlm] :-)

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
se7en
08/25/03 at 04:26:50
"my heart is a bird that has found its sky in your eyes." :-* wasalaamu alaykum :-)
08/25/03 at 04:28:21
se7en

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
jannah
08/25/03 at 04:37:04
[slm] not exactly a pick-up line but something i always thought was beautiful: me: Why do u want to marry her? a bro: Because she's like the verse that talks about those who walk graciously upon the earth in humility. She'll help me go to jannah. Reference: 025.063 And the servants of (God) Most Gracious are those who walk on the earth in humility, and when the ignorant address them, they say, "Peace!";

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
se7en
08/25/03 at 04:42:28
tha's beautiful  :'(

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
Trustworthy
08/25/03 at 17:39:50
[slm] That was beautiful Jannah and funny Ankabut. This one is annoying: Bro: You Muslim? Me:  Yeah. Bro:  Me too.   [slm]  We have something in common already. Me thought:  ::) Ma-asalaama.......

Re: Islamic pick-up lines
a_lina
08/27/03 at 23:35:05
[slm] [quote]a bro: Because she's like the verse that talks about those who walk graciously upon the earth in humility. She'll help me go to jannah[/quote] Subhanallah. That is indeed beautiful. It is wonderful to hear of young people that are so devoted to pleasing Allah Ta'ala. May Allah Ta'ala grant both the brother who said this, and the sister whom he refers to, a happy and content future. [slm]  :-)
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