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| Caraj |
| 06/10/03 at 12:06:55 |
| Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree.... TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an associates degree in MA (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut Winter Schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a jerks When You're Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down NOTE: Only one course this schedual, cause this will take the whole time. Elective (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231 Mothers-in-law MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her Just a thought for all the women out there...- MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling) Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!...and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy ******************************************************* This is just a joke, it is only a joke Had it been a real serious thing I would of posted it ANON I deleted the not so nice parts, if I missed anything I am sure the Mods will tell me and correct it. |
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| IMuslim_4Ever |
| 06/10/03 at 16:32:16 |
| [slm] COOL Post sis!! :D :D :D :D :D :D I love it! Most men need to take these courses! :-/ :-/ :-/ [wlm] |
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| Kathy |
| 06/10/03 at 20:59:54 |
| :oThis post just might ressurect Mr. Bean! :D |
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