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Why I wanna be a Den Mother |
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Kathy |
06/12/03 at 14:40:34 |
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...I wanna be a bear. |
Re: Why I wanna be a Den Mother |
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salaampeaceshalom |
06/12/03 at 15:52:07 |
[slm] :D if only ;) |
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