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| Musafir |
| 06/17/03 at 04:29:10 |
| [slm] just to cool down summer temperature around here [] Lines from actual resumes: :) :D ;D :D :) in Desi STYLE - I have lurnt WordPerfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheat progroms. - Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year. - Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave. - Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions. - Failed bar exam with relatively high grades. - It's best for employers that I not work with people. - Let's meet, so you can "ooh" and "aah" over my experience. - You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time. - Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details. - I was working for my mom until she decided to move. - Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments. - I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse. - My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage. - I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant. - Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far. - Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as "job-hopping." I have never quit a job. - Marital status: often. Children: various. - Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Could not work under those conditions. - The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers. - Finished eighth in my class of ten. :D :D :D :D ----------- -----------------m.u.s.a.f.i.r----------------- |
| 06/17/03 at 04:36:00 |
| Musafir |
| Re: Take a break - have a Laugh |
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| muahmed |
| 06/22/03 at 02:27:22 |
| [slm] ;-) Reading them aloud in Aphu (from Simpsons) accent makes them so hilarious ;-) Thanks for sharing them. |
| 06/22/03 at 02:27:55 |
| muahmed |
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