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superFOB
07/08/03 at 22:32:18
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Yeah, dogs suck.
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Kiss the baby.
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Take that you idiot.
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How may I help you?
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Whatcha lookin at?
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Boooring!
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Never seen a toitle before, chubby?
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Can you pick me up? Pleeeeeeaaase?
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Don't mess with my mom.
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See! Animal rights at their best.
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These ones are for lucid.
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Re: cute and sometimes furry
WhiteSomali
07/09/03 at 02:45:49
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Haa look at di lion dem tas mi fav picture. I useta fight wit dem tinz back home  ;D Wit nuffin but mi bare hand n foot. Ya dun knoe  ;D

Tat picture wit di American soulja rockin ta drag is a lil whack though, sometimes mi haffi wonder bout dem  ::)

nice post tho.  ;D
07/09/03 at 02:46:28
WhiteSomali
Re: cute and sometimes furry
superFOB
07/09/03 at 06:16:56
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I didn't understand a thing except the salaam. Can someone pls translate?
Re: cute and sometimes furry
theOriginal
07/09/03 at 06:32:30
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LOL.

:-/  

WhiteSomali and strivinsista take the cake for being able to make me laugh loud enough so that people in the next office (room not building) come running in to check out what's so funny.  

Apparently they don't share my sense of humor.  

Wasalaam.
Re: cute and sometimes furry
Tesseract
07/09/03 at 16:18:04
Assalamu 'alaikum,

             [quote]I didn't understand a thing except the salaam. Can someone pls translate? [/quote]

                   Can't tell u how much of a hard time I had reading what bro. White Somali wrote  :D. Here's an attempted translation by super dooper FOB  :P

          [quote]Haa look at di lion dem tas mi fav picture. I useta fight wit dem tinz back home ;D   Wit nuffin but mi bare hand n foot. Ya dun knoe   ;D[/quote]

               (Haa?) look at the lion, damn, that's my favourite picture. I used to fight with them times back home  ;D with nothing but my bare hand and foot. You don't know  ;D

         [quote]Tat picture wit di American soulja rockin ta drag is a lil whack though, sometimes mi haffi wonder bout dem   ;D[/quote]

                That picture with the American soldier rocking the drag ( don't know what that means  ???) is a little whack though, sometimes me having wonder about them  ;D

Wassalam.


Re: cute and sometimes furry
theOriginal
07/09/03 at 16:48:06
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corrections:
dem = them not damn
haffi = have to not having
tinz = things not times

drag?   ???

My best friend is from trinidad...her family talks like that...it's so cool...for example, her breakdancing 4 yr old nephew (who looks chinese, and wears jeans that weigh more than he does...incredibly adorable) was literally bouncing off the walls while I was supposed to be babysitting him.  His mom walks in the door and yells "dun ju be lettin nayytaaan jump fruh hi bed, nuh."

(Don't you be letting nathan jump from his bed now)  

Wasalaam.
Re: cute and sometimes furry
WhiteSomali
07/09/03 at 16:57:56
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:D

Tat speak wuh be English vocabulary wit di African grammar. PATOIS! (yuh nee a pronounce tat "patwas")

drag = dressed up like di gyal dem

Lawd mi Gad, subhan Allah I needa give ya'll a lesson, teach yuh anotta langauge?  ;D I'ma post some of ti basic rulez a patois later insha'Allah :D

An jussa make sure all fruits ripe, here ta bes translation.

[QUOTE]
Haa look at di lion dem tas mi fav picture. I useta fight wit dem tinz back home ;D Wit nuffin but mi bare hand n foot. Ya dun knoe  ;D[/QUOTE]

Yea! Look at the lions, that's my favourite picture. I used to fight with lions back in Somalia (joke  :D). With nothing but my hands and feet. It was really fun!

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Tat picture wit di American soulja rockin ta drag is a lil whack though, sometimes mi haffi wondar bout dem  ;D[/QUOTE]

That picture of an American soldier dressed up like a woman is sort of strange though. Sometimes I wonder if they're in their right state of mind.

Yuh tink I could be considered bilingual? Or mi a jus wreck mi headset?  :D
Re: cute and sometimes furry
superFOB
07/09/03 at 21:27:09
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Although using a vernacular might get you some laughs (or some times street cred) you should better start practising your english young man. I don't want muslim kids adopting a ghetto way of life. Speaking Patois would not make you bilingual, and worse, would become a major disadvantage. But keep the style handy for a better use: dawa and naseeha.
Re: cute and sometimes furry
WhiteSomali
07/09/03 at 21:41:06
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Ch ch, I can speak great English when I want don't worry. I just like speaking in patois better. I can also speak limited Arabic :D

As tah, not wanting Muslim kids adopting a ghetto way of life.  I really don't know what to say about that statement, but I don't find it particularly flattering. I understand the angle your coming from, but I (and most other Muslims, where I'm from at least) can stand on their own two feet. We're not gonna make the Ummah look like a Sean Paul video don't worry, jus because we're all livin hip hop don mean we ain got morals. Only people with low self esteem would abandon religious morals for the eyes of other people.

EDIT:
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Speaking Patois would not make you bilingual...[/QUOTE]

I should add that Jamaican is undergoing the process of being recognized as an official language.
07/09/03 at 21:48:49
WhiteSomali
Re: cute and sometimes furry
superFOB
07/09/03 at 21:49:59
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Thats much better. Keep working on it WS :)
Re: cute and sometimes furry
WhiteSomali
07/09/03 at 22:49:47
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Thats much better. Keep working on it [/QUOTE]

Nooo my English is fine it's my first language! It dun need work!  :D

The reason I like speaking in patois better is because it's more casual, less serious. Truss me breda FOB, say "Di gyal dem a come" you'll love it lol

[wlm]
Re: cute and sometimes furry
Trustworthy
07/10/03 at 17:47:59
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Holy heart failure Batman, the babbling boy has left us buffaloed again.

Just kidding WS.  Iz all kewl, dunchu no?  I was as close as the tempted translated except I knew what drag was.

You make laugh (a good way).  Language is what makes us interesting.  Slang on the other hand, I'll never be in with the times.  It's too late for me now.  The next time someone calls me phat, I will smack them upside the head.

Ma-asalaama....
Re: cute and sometimes furry
Nisa
07/10/03 at 18:40:05
[quote] The next time someone calls me phat, I will smack them upside the head.[/quote]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

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Re: cute and sometimes furry
WhiteSomali
07/10/03 at 19:14:27
Sis Trustworthy  :-/ :-/ Subhan Allah

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Re: cute and sometimes furry
Tesseract
07/10/03 at 20:48:15
Salaam,

       [quote]ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    [/quote]

            I know that RO(T)FL= Rolling on (the) floor laughing, but what in the world does this additional MAO mean?  ::)
Re: cute and sometimes furry
Trustworthy
07/10/03 at 20:56:49
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No worries.  I needed internet dwellers to do the same for me.  translate all the acronyms.  So MAO is My (beep) Off.  Don't make translate the "A" for ya'.  It's another word for butt.

Glad I could make you guys laugh.  Now I can go on smiling for the night.

Ma-asalaama....


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