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| Caraj |
| 09/18/03 at 23:37:29 |
| I don't know if over the past two years we ever did something like this but I thought of something that might be fun. ;D Ok we are in starting a new city and we need to vote in the following positions. Mayor :) Vise mayor ;) A Judge :o Head of Police >:( Two policeman :o Fireman :o Treasurer :D Grade school teacher :-[ high school teacher ??? Librarian ;) referee for sports :D cook (not Nomi :P ) counselor ::) babysitter ;D dog catcher ::) Doctor :o Nurse ;D Ok from the boards who would you vote in those offices? If you can think of an office I may of missed please add it ;) |
| 09/21/03 at 23:23:47 |
| Caraj |
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| ltcorpest2 |
| 09/18/03 at 23:58:14 |
| can i be head sanitation engineer? |
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| sal |
| 09/21/03 at 16:42:56 |
| Azizah :)I would elect you as treasurer :) what do you think I can do ? |
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| Caraj |
| 09/21/03 at 18:43:01 |
| Sal I would elect you the principle, in charge of all teachers since you are such a wonderful teacher. But for you my brother I would elect you for 2 jobs teacher/principle and counselor (cause you are very wise) ;) Jannah the Mayor Bro Hanif the Vise Mayor Kathy a duel job, judge and head of police :D LOOK OUT momma mods got a badge :o Policeman.... Nomi and Bhaloo :o Fireman??? I duuno yet Treasurer Se7en Counselor and teacher and Principle: Sal ;) Librarian: Hania Other teacher: Silverose :) referee for sports: Nomi Cook: ??? Sanitation Engineer and Dog Catcher: Mike :P Whose in the medical field on the board? |
| 09/22/03 at 00:08:35 |
| Caraj |
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| SisterHania |
| 09/21/03 at 19:24:13 |
| Oh my this City doesn't have a DOCTOR! Where do all the sick people go? And where's the postman and supermarket manger? Can I be the librarian or supermarket checkout girl? |
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| ltcorpest2 |
| 09/21/03 at 20:38:05 |
| hania, this city does not believe in socialized medicine so it is a non governmental institution. The post office are federal employees so they would not be part of the city. Postman is also a federal position. The librarian would be suitable. We did miss dog catcher however. Since it is a small town i probably could do both jobs. |
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| sal |
| 09/22/03 at 15:45:07 |
| Thank youuuuuuuuuuuu, azizah for your confidence to give me such a sensitive position :) I will be a hard worker and hope to do my work well :) ;-) ;-) ;-) |
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| BroHanif |
| 09/23/03 at 19:01:06 |
[quote]Jannah the Mayor Bro Hanif the Vise Mayor Kathy a duel job, judge and head of police LOOK OUT momma mods got a badge Policeman.... Nomi and Bhaloo Fireman I duuno yet Treasurer Se7en Counselor and teacher and Principle: Sal Librarian: Hania Other teacher: Silverose referee for sports: Nomi Cook: Sanitation Engineer and Dog Catcher: Mike [/quote] Humbug Citizens News 2005, 23/09 New Appointments, Mayor Jannah is pleased to announce that she has given birth to seven children. This means that she will be unable to play much part in her post and has decided to take leave, permanently. Obviously this means that BroHanif is now the citizens choice as Mayor. Humbug Citizens News 2005, 24/09 In sweeping reforms BroHanif has now introduced the following reforms, The two Policemen, bhaloo and Nomi have been demoted to their posts to cooks as they were forever munching on doughnuts and had a size 40 that's trouser waist size folks not chest size. BroHanif only employs policemen in his city who can see their toes when they stand up. Employee Recognition Award of the year goes to mike the sanitation engineer, he wins the much cooed prize of the mayors personal artefacts choice, and for this year, Mike will receive a toothbrush that has been used personally by the mayor. A much cheerful Mike said this is what I just wanted for those hard to reach places in the urinals, lovely. In order to promote more Brohanif national holiday days, national gello day and to win over the public support, Brohanif now has the following in his advisory team, Sis Panjul, the towns spin master, sorry press communications officer. It has been understood that any meaningful communications to the public and press need to have a certain flair and punch and only Sis Panjul has the guts to deliver. Abu Hamzah the man for sports. He can run, hop, skip but no dunk. A man who will aim to reduce the waist sizes of Humbug citizens and aim to teach his many or some what questionable skills in basketball, can be often quoted after a game as its the taking part that counts not the winning, hmm no wins yet from Abu Hamzah then. More appointments will be advertised soon in the Humbug Citizen News |
| NS |
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| ltcorpest2 |
| 09/23/03 at 19:18:36 |
| WOW WOW WOW, I feel so honored. I do hope it is an electric toothbrush, because i am suffering from carpul tunnel syndrome, in which I am about to file suit with the city due to scrubbing these toilets with my outdated brush that hasn't been replaced in 20 years. And no hard feelings to either the citizens or the governemntal staff about my lawsuit that is about to bankrupt the city, but fair is fair. Good luck to your adminstration and Panjul will be a most excellent spin master. |
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| WhiteSomali |
| 09/23/03 at 21:14:10 |
| [slm] ;D [QUOTE] Abu Hamzah the man for sports. He can run, hop, skip but no dunk. A man who will aim to reduce the waist sizes of Humbug citizens and aim to teach his many or some what questionable skills in basketball, can be often quoted after a game as its the taking part that counts not the winning, hmm no wins yet from Abu Hamzah then. [/QUOTE] No dunk :o Don't worry I'll cover for that. At the ripe short height of 6' I can now dunk ;D Anyway, I would like to volunteer my expertise to our [s]lovely lil town[/s] big ol' infamous city. You see not only can I dunk, but I'm also a Sheikh ul Style. I got the goodzz to make Madina replace NY as this nex durrty fa-shun capital baby ;D. The suit make the man, the styyle make the city 8) [slm] |
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| Nomi |
| 09/23/03 at 22:41:18 |
| [slm] [quote author=BroHanif link=board=bebzi;num=1063939050;start=0#7 date=09/23/03 at 19:01:06] The two Policemen, bhaloo and Nomi have been demoted to their posts to cooks as they were forever munching on doughnuts and had a size 40 that's trouser waist size folks not chest size.[/quote] Hey!!! Thats misinformation me waist size is 32 but me wears size 33 Pants (gotta wear loose you know ;) ) SO I WANT MY POSITION BACK. Besides both of us are 6'1 so this jobs suits us just fine.... erm.... arn't you like 5'7 :P :P hehe |
| 09/23/03 at 22:42:22 |
| Nomi |
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| SisterHania |
| 09/24/03 at 08:28:58 |
| [quote author=BroHanif link=board=bebzi;num=1063939050;start=0#7 date=09/23/03 at 19:01:06] Mayor Jannah is pleased to announce that she has given birth to seven children. This means that she will be unable to play much part in her post and has decided to take leave, permanently. Obviously this means that BroHanif is now the citizens choice as Mayor. [/quote] I don't believe this story, there is some corrupt goings on in the state! How did mayor Jannah give birth to 7 and survive, especially since sanitation man Mike says this city does not believe in socialized medicine!! What have you really done with her Bro Hanif? If the policemen were not busy eating DoDo-nuts we could have this case solved unless the policemen are working for you and you have been bribing them with the DoDo-nuts!!? Well Bro Hanif don't think you are going to get away with it because Sanitation man Mike, yes that mild mannered recipient of the employee recognition award is really SUPER Sanitation Man - He will put a stop to this! Is it a flying toilet brush? Is it bottle of domestos? NO it's Sanitation Man! |
| NS |
| 09/24/03 at 08:32:35 |
| SisterHania |
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| Caraj |
| 09/24/03 at 16:07:50 |
| :o :o da dum da dum da dum :o :o But wait, as this once quiet little town is now corrupted >:( by BroHanif and neglected :'( by those donut eatting policeman now demoted to cooks. Not only is there 'Super Sanitation Man' to help save this town, but that meek, quiet and gaze lowering mild mannored librarian Sister Hania :-) is actually a very wise and seasoned Private Detective who has for months now know something was going on in this once mellow little town. Will she be able to help Super Sanitation man ??? Will she be able to show the once policeman now cooks the error of their ways and get them in shape so they can help fight to get this city back ??? Stay tuned for the next chapter...........Bhaloo and Nomi on the treadmills ::) |
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| deenb4dunya |
| 09/25/03 at 16:50:14 |
| Assalamu Alaikum, Hey wait a second... we need an imaam and some shuyookh! I would appoint Maliha head shaikha ;D... hmm.. and Abu_Hamza as our imaam :) Wassalamu Al;aikum, Deen :-) |
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| Maliha |
| 09/25/03 at 18:42:25 |
| [quote author=deenb4dunya link=board=bebzi;num=1063939050;start=0#13 date=09/25/03 at 16:50:14] I would appoint Maliha head shaikha ;D... hmm.. and Abu_Hamza as our imaam :) [/quote] is this some kinda diss??? :( i thought we were friends? sisters even? :'( sigh... w/ the calibers of Ummwafi on this board (amongst others) i rest my decline-ment here :P anywho, i would rather be the [i] homless sheperd-ess living on the hilly side of town, the eternal canvas of the night my only cover, scribling disjointed lines of melancholic poetry and meditating on the serenity without contrasted against the raging madness within...[/i] sigh... dreamzyNurZey :-) [wlm] |
| 09/25/03 at 18:43:42 |
| Maliha |
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| Halima |
| 09/26/03 at 06:28:11 |
| Where is DEMOCRACY here? BroHanif is instigating a COUP way ahead into my twilight years! NO WAY. Hmmm.... there are so many nice, good and capable people here it is difficult to decide.... Jannah - Mayor (good at keeping people in line) BroHanif - Vice Mayor (and he should wait for his turn to be elected mayor). Bhaloo - Chief Kadhi (good Islamic knowledge0 BroKhalid - Imaam (the most gentle brother on the board) Se7en - Counsellor (she got a level head on her shoulders) Ummwafi - Baby sitter (she is terrific with kids) Kathy - Head Cook (she got wonderful recipes) Azizah - Elder/Entertainer (source of wisdom and knows how to rally people around) AbuHamza - Judge (non-partisan and will be fair enough) WhiteSomali (Ahmad) - Referee (agile and knows lots about sports) Mystic (Maliha) - Poetress (good writing skills) Shahida - Nurse (will soon get a degree and can help all us) Nomi - Policeman (good with gadgets - all sorts) JustOne (The Original) - Information Officer (with inspiring news) Mike - Sanitation Engineer (deserves the post) Timbuktu - Fireman (will do so well) deenb4dunya - Grade School Teacher (can handle them well) Arabid Diamond - Arabic Teacher (the best one we have so far) Faisal Siddiqui - Treasurer (can be trusted with our coins) Hania - Librarian (will do so well) Sal - High School Teacher (can handle to those rascals) Halima (does not even know want she wants) Would like to list everyone but my brain has turned mashy..... second policeman and doctor? Maybe someone else a better idea. Halima |
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| Shahida |
| 09/26/03 at 07:31:04 |
| [slm] Lol, I just read this thread! ;D BroHanif, you sneaky poo ;) No mutancy will be tolerated in our town. Maybe we should convert one of our little homes into a jail, but then we have to get a warden too, mmm :P Who's gonna get elected to *that* post? Thanks sis Halima:) You're so cool, mashaAllah, you could fill any of these posts really well!!! But I do think that sis Ruqayya, bro Bulwark, bro Siddiqui and I can share the medical responsibilities of the city :-* I of course would be in charge of the clinic...of course :P Sis Emerald is also in the med field? Right? Hehe 8) Salam Shahida :-) |
| 09/26/03 at 07:32:21 |
| Shahida |
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| BroHanif |
| 09/26/03 at 13:28:26 |
| Humbug Citizen News Weekend Edition, 26/09 It seems not everyone has agreed with BroHanifs sweeping reforms, a community not in agreement with the kind, gentle, caring, sweet mayor will find it very hard to replace such a high calibre of man who holds great moral and ethical responsibility for his citizens. Some of the slurs are that Mayor Jannah has been disposed of in a body bag or sent on a one way ticket to Antarctica, the accusations of such filth are truly remarkable, unbelievable and stooping to the very lows of humanity, the mayor has asked his legal team to get ready to fight head on against these slurs. We have heard from Mayor Brohanif that he got a call this week from the ex mayor Jannah, wife of Brother Billy Bob Babuuuka from Boston that the family is doing well they have settled in fine and do not intend to come back. Apparently Mayor Brohanif has still no pictures of the 7 infants, nor can he confirm whether he ever attended the mayors wedding. Other new posts that have been introduced by the kind mayor are Sis Trustworthy head of the legal team, a skilled veteran in law, who has advised previous communities on how they should introduce law. This will be necessary as new taxes(slush fund) need to be introduced soon and aid the mayor in fighting the slurs. Sis Barr, head of the public education section. As new communities are coming to this great community of ours we need a strong person who can take the moral and ethics of Islaam and ensure that they are instilled in the coming generations. Sis Barr has also gone over the top by introducing the same laws she became familiar with in Singapore by introducing them in Humbug Town those are: not allowing any one to consume gum in public, no jay walking, no spitting in public and certainly no heavy metal fans allowed. A bit drastic but we like these laws. Head of community security, SuperFOB, a man who brings with him many years of security management skills and awareness having worked for many governments services as MI6, AIC, CIA, FBI, IBF, Hentagon. SuperFOB will be primarily advising the mayor how to make sure that all is safe in the community and there are no peddlers. He also has his own consultancy called HackIT, a firm that can break into any form of communications. Other News A strange case of disappearing emails and phones going dead has recently been reported, Hania (Hernia as the mayor refers to her) says her mbl phone always seems crackly. Halima her old time friend has also said that her emails also never arrive at their recipients and friends have told her that her phone line is always dead (perhaps she should pay her bills on time). More soon |
| NS |
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| Nomi |
| 09/26/03 at 23:38:47 |
| [slm] [quote author=Halima link=board=bebzi;num=1063939050;start=15#15 date=09/26/03 at 06:28:11]Where is DEMOCRACY here? BroHanif is instigating a COUP way ahead into my twilight years! NO WAY. AbuHamza - Judge (non-partisan and will be fair enough) Nomi - Policeman (good with gadgets - all sorts) [/quote] YES !!! me got my JOB back.... oookay lets see now, ppl are talking about a COUP here ay. You guys must know that its touchy point of a Pakistani ::) Ya'll are agreeing on nothing and making this place a mess so the judge has issued arrest warrants of ya'll. LUCID, LOCK ALL OF EM UP BOY [s]This is what you deserve when you bash a cop in UCC[/s] and then Nomi, AbuHamza and Lucid live happily ever after ;D oh and the ladies are free from all charges [s]its just these men who make things go wrong [/s] |
| 09/26/03 at 23:58:03 |
| Nomi |
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| Halima |
| 09/28/03 at 04:28:16 |
| Oh, remembered who would be second policeman! HiMY of course! Man, he and Nomi will do so well! BroHanif, my telephone bills are paid up to the last coin. NOT A PENNY MORE NOT A PENNY LESS! Halima |
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| faisalsb |
| 09/28/03 at 06:20:41 |
| [slm] Well sister Halima so nice of you for your trust in me as TREASURER I didn't know that I deserved any of the job mentioned in sister Aziza post ........ |
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| panjul |
| 09/28/03 at 15:36:52 |
| [slm] As your spin master, i mean communications director, i demand a higher salary. I cannot survive on minimum wage! If BroHanif will not give me my deserved salary, i'm afraid I will have to side with democracy and not help him in his coup as the propaganda-- mean as a reporter who does a good job of sniffing out people who bring foreign ideas (such as democracy) to the city of madina. |
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| ltcorpest2 |
| 09/28/03 at 21:03:59 |
| halima, i am not sure how to take that!!!!??????? |
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| Halima |
| 09/29/03 at 13:45:42 |
| Chil Mike []! You just got a job where your talents will be better utilized for the Madina citizens like me ;D! And an Engineer to boot! Veni, Vidi, Vici - I came, I saw, I conquered! Alexander the Great! |
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| ltcorpest2 |
| 09/30/03 at 02:29:19 |
| veni vidi vinci, i think it is the 3 stooges.. the other one is julius ceaser though. |
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| yumna |
| 10/03/03 at 11:05:30 |
| [slm].... :-[guys can i b apart of this .... :-*i would like to b the vetenarians assistant ...but whos the vetenarien here.......NO VETENARIEN HERE!! :o :o :othatz bad ...sooo whos gonna b a vet here ..any pet lovers here :P :-* :-) [wlm] |
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| Fozia |
| 10/04/03 at 13:51:44 |
| [quote author=yumna link=board=bebzi;num=1063939050;start=15#25 date=10/03/03 at 11:05:30] [slm].... :-[guys can i b apart of this .... :-*i would like to b the vetenarians assistant ...but whos the vetenarien here.......NO VETENARIEN HERE!! :o :o :othatz bad ...sooo whos gonna b a vet here ..any pet lovers here :P :-* :-) [wlm][/quote] [slm] Weeeell as Mike appears to be doing the dog catching that seems like the closest to the real thing.... ??? :-)(who obviously knows nothing about being a vet....) Wassalaam |
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