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Definition of Optimism |
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dhameer |
10/03/03 at 01:49:39 |
[slm] There has been a lot of definitions of optimism, or rather contagious optimism. This is one I came across recently. "If you can't find WMD, doesn't imply that there is no WMD in Iraq." Hmm.....what do we imply? I thought of some applications of this logic. Doc to patient: Patient : Doc, tell me am I sick? Doc : It depends, but you have a cancer. Patient : Cancer !!!!! How so ? Doc : We have run all the tests and we can't find any cancer growths or malignant tumour Patient : Then ???? *puzzled * Doc : The fact that you can't find cancer doesn't mean that you don't have cancer? Patient : Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa? (Looking disbeliveing at the thick wad of hospital bills he is holding) It still doesn't make sense to me... What about you? |
Re: Definition of Optimism |
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jannah |
10/03/03 at 03:07:34 |
[wlm] true bro.. u should make ur own cartoon [img]http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/WhereWMD/WMDsWhereGIFS/britfgt.gif[/img] [img]http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/WhereWMD/WMDsWhereGIFS/babinfg.jpg[/img] [img]http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/WhereWMD/WMDsWhereGIFS/europe.gif[/img] [img]http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/WhereWMD/WMDsWhereGIFS/peterson.gif[/img] More: http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/WhereWMD/main.asp |
10/03/03 at 03:13:16 |
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