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Tom And Jerry
theOriginal
11/20/03 at 01:25:54
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All in good humor...please don't take it as an offense.  I didn't write it, btw :)

Tom & Jerry: The Zionist Conspiracy

So I was doing a lot of thinking about Zionists and other things of grave importance like childhood cartoons; and I've come to the conclusion that the Tom & Jerry is a Zionist ploy to make children grow up to sympathize with "Israel." Before you start calling me crazy....not that I'm not...but before you realize it and start calling me it...look at the facts...

1. Tom's the housecat and Jerry is a mouse.

What does this mean? Well, being the housecat we can assume that Tom is essentially a cat that is native to the house, hence: "house-cat". We can take this to mean that he is the native of the house. Jerry however is the mouse. It is universally accepted that a mouse in a house is not universally accepted...that is to say, it is considered a pest and is unwanted. Already we see similarities between Zionists and Jerry; note the following: a pest is defined by dictionary.com as

(1) an annoying person or thing; a nuisance,
(2) an injurious plant or animal, especially one harmful to humans; and
(3) a deadly epidemic disease; a pestilence.

Both Jerry and Zionists fit all 3 of these descriptions.

2. Jerry is the Evil Troublemaker.

If you've ever really watched Tom & Jerry it is difficult to deny that Jerry is evil. One only has to watch the first 30 seconds of any episode to see who the real troublemaker is. Whether it be a ploy to get Tom kicked out into the snow (note: Zionists want to kick Palestinians out into the snow) or a plan to steal a rotting piece of cheese from the icebox (note: Zionists have been known to steal even a rotting piece of cheese from the icebox), Jerry is always the first to start fighting with Tom.

3. Jerry has weapons.

On numerous occasions we find Jerry with heavy artillery; guns appear seemingly out of nowhere. What does Tom have? Tom has his claws. That's it. But let us explore Tom's use of his claws against his opponent further. If you analyze the motion used by a cat (Tom) to attack its opponent, we see that it is a swift pulling back of the arm and an equally swift forward swipe. This is more than comparable to that of a determined Palestinian youth swinging his arms to throw a rock at his opponents (the Zionist) who happens to be carrying nothing less than a gun (note: recall that Jerry often totes a gun). So where do these guns come from?? Well remember they come from out of nowhere...but what does this mean in the grand scheme of things. They had to be put there by someone, in other words they had to be given to Jerry by some entity. This entity is the cartoonist. Who were the cartoonists? Where did they come from? All 6 of the head Tom & Jerry animators (Ken Harris, Don Towsley, Tom Ray, Dick Thompson, Ben Washam, Philip Roman) were American. So what you have is essentially a constant arms supply from the US. (note: Zionists have an essentially constant arms supply from the US).

4. Jerry is "the Underdog" that always wins.

For some reason, this idea seems to have stuck in the minds of people. "Oh no! Tom's a big bad cat! Look at me! I'm Jerry. I'm a tiny teeny little sweet mouse! How in the world am I supposed to compete?!?!" It's also important to mention at this point that we find ourselves blindly rooting for Jerry based on this belief that Jerry is the meek helpless mouse. Newsflash! Jerry's got guns! (see previous fact). How else can we find Jerry being the victor in every single episode?! It follows that the one who is better armed is going to win out! It's also important to note here that children will also root for the character that is victorious no matter what. So even if they didn't fall for the whole small meek mouse bit, they're bound to make a hero out of Jerry seeing as he gets the better of Tom every time. For example, imagine if you will, an episode of your favorite cartoon, let's just take Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd (and don't get me started on the political ramifications of this one!, but let's just look at it for the sake of argument). If Bugs Bunny ever lost to Elmer Fudd could you honestly say you'd have any respect left for the rabbit? Aside from the fact that he'd probably be dead, he'd have lost his place in our hearts as the hero. So what's the point here? I don't know, I was hoping you did...but moving on...

5. Conclusion:

Basically what we have here is clearly another Zionist ploy to make children grow up to support and root for "Israel." So what's my message? Well that's besides the point. The point is working on homework when you're insanely tired is not productive.

Thank you.


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