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HE IS THE COW. - by a desi Indian
timbuktu
12/12/03 at 04:28:59
i came across it somewhere

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HE IS THE COW.

"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man.

But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment ]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion.. [ gober ] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [ like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.

This is done by bnowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side.

This is done to frighten away the flies. Thank you gentelman and all of your ladies.

That's why one poet said it sitting on the he cow.

Rab ka thank you ada kar bahi, - [ Pay full thank yku to God ]

whom made the cow for you and I

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We are informed that the candidate passed the exam. and is now an
IAS, in bihar.

(with some modification)
12/12/03 at 20:36:37
timbuktu
Re: HE IS THE COW. - by a desi Indian
Arabian_Princess
12/12/03 at 06:36:38
OMG this made me crack up sooo much...LOL

Quote: "And because he is female, he give milks,"
(still crying with laughter!)  :-/ :-/ :-/
Re: HE IS THE COW. - by a desi Indian
Fozia
12/12/03 at 13:33:29
[slm]


:-/ :D :-/
You have gotta be kidding, he passed which exam exactly???



Wassalaam
Re: HE IS THE COW. - by a desi Indian
Tesseract
12/12/03 at 13:45:19
[slm]

        [quote](with some modification) [/quote]

        Good that u modified it bro. timbuktu  :). I recieved the original in my e-mail 2 months back.

        [quote]Rab ka thank you ada kar bahi, - [/quote]

        Its because of their conversation style that I love the Bihari people. There is this very famous phrase regarding the biharis: "Bihari, sau pe bharee". Their beginning of conversation kills me when they go like this "Aray hum keh raha hoo na................."  :D.....................OK, no offence to any Biharis on the board, please, if there are any.  :)

Wassalam.
Re: HE IS THE COW. - by a desi Indian
timbuktu
12/12/03 at 18:35:19
[quote author=Fozia link=board=bebzi;num=1071221339;start=0#2 date=12/12/03 at 13:33:29] You have gotta be kidding, he passed which exam exactly???[/quote]

Indian Civil Service, i guess. I don't know what IAS stands for - the I is for Indian the S for Service, the A in the middle, perhaps bro Siddiqui can tell us.

every phrase in the above essay is a gem.
12/12/03 at 18:44:26
timbuktu
Re: HE IS THE COW. - by a desi Indian
momineqbal
12/12/03 at 19:41:26
[slm],

IAS is Indian Administrative Service same thing as the civil service. I am a pucca bihari (to zara bach ke raho, hum se!). Its a nice place, not the least because of a man called Laloo.

Anyways, I don't think anyone can give a source of this, let alone determine if such a topic was given for an IAS exam. Its a very tough exam by the way, and Indians on average might be better in the English language than a lot of americans! I have heard this joke many times, and in other languages also.

Any questions on bihar are welcome  ;)

Wassalam,
Eqbal
Re: HE IS THE COW. - by a desi Indian
bhaloo
12/12/03 at 19:55:10
[slm]

Is this an essay Jannah wrote in high school? ???
Re: HE IS THE COW. - by a desi Indian
Fozia
12/13/03 at 05:39:25
[quote author=bhaloo link=board=bebzi;num=1071221339;start=0#6 date=12/12/03 at 19:55:10][slm]

Is this an essay Jannah wrote in high school? ???[/quote]


[slm]

:-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ Maaan your going to be banned for life  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/


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