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| theOriginal |
| 03/15/04 at 01:04:24 |
| [slm] Okay some of them might be offensive...but this I found to be really funny. Wasalaam. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shows that didn't make it to t.v. and movies that didn't make it to the theaters. 1. Salafi eye for the Sufi guy. "you would look good ya'ni if you wore your pants above your ankles' 2. My big fat Masri walima. "Ya salaam!" 3. How to lose a fiance in 8 days. "I just prefer that you wear niqab, that's all." 4. Dr. Al-Pheel. 'first you need to tell yourself that you're not fat. Look at me' 5. Masjid shura reloaded "there're no causes and no effects, no free-will. We control the masjid." 6. The Khans 7. Zeeshan Millionaire "I have to tell you something seema. i'm not really a doctor.' '*gasp*' 8. Lord of Haram things: Two liqour stores. "You can't weild it's power!" 9. Texas iftar-table massacre: "it's 6:12, break your fast!" 10. EX-Men: el fatihah "so one day i realized that i was gay and muslim" 11. Prayer Room 'alright we're not going to continue tarawih until we get enough donations.' 12. Sa3eedi and Sa3eedi'er: "eh?" 13. Boyz in da lobby: 'so wazzup, you know where da isna after partay's gonna be at?' 14. Desi Auntie the fun slayer 'nay omer beta' 15. Fear Factor 'Now in this challenge you have to marry your cousin.' 16. Survivor: Tablighi ijtema' in Bangladesh "what do you mean there's no toilet paper?" 17. Speed 'there's a car in the masjid parking lot, if it goes under 55 after jumuah then i'll be surprised' 18. Sleepless in Itikaf. "no no, your snoring doesn't keep me up brother." 19. Signs 'turn the off cell phone, blease!' 20. FSI: Fitnah scene Investigation 'So i caught these two talking outside in the masjid parking lot during tarawih.' |
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| jannah |
| 03/15/04 at 01:16:21 |
| [wlm] OMG that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time :D whoever wrote that has wayyy too much time on his/her hands lol one thing tho i think we shouldn't refer to the 'muslim' 'gay' group as al fatiha.. because that is a respected name of a surah in the quran which forbids homosexuality.. so fatiha is our name.. not theirs... we should just actively try not to associate the two in people's minds i think.. |
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| rkhan |
| 03/15/04 at 07:04:44 |
| [quote] Salafi eye for the Sufi guy. "you would look good ya'ni if you wore your pants above your ankles' Signs 'turn the off cell phone, blease!' Speed 'there's a car in the masjid parking lot, if it goes under 55 after jumuah then i'll be surprised' FSI: Fitnah scene Investigation 'So i caught these two talking outside in the masjid parking lot during tarawih.' [/quote] Whoever wrote this has been in my neighbourhood...thanks JO for the best laugh I've had in months... :) |
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| bhaloo |
| 03/15/04 at 19:35:44 |
| [slm] Very funny post. :) JO is the funniest person on the board. 8) |
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