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| A guys point of view- Creatures from Venus |
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| jannah |
| 03/22/04 at 17:17:28 |
| -thought this was funny Creatures From Venus by Fahad Khan We love having them around. I think we wouldn't want it any other way, but the species just has something to it, which is beyond my comprehension. Who has the time to analyse them - I don't, but from what I hear an in depth study in their behaviour has added to the confusion. Women, remain one of life's biggest mysteries. While they may dump all men in their lives as oglers, perverts, mama’s boys, sleaze balls, Casanovas or wimps - it is difficult to come up with descriptive words for the strange habits which make them the most annoying, confusing, bewildering species one could have for a partner. Lets start with the one thing, which is perpetually hanging around their frame - their purses. Okay, so it's a fashion accessory but lets not forget its strictly utilitarian purpose. To carry stuff - stuff which needs to be around a lady when she is out and about. Which would mean, let me take a guess, a wallet, some keys, a few items of make up and of course, a cell phone. But that's not the case is it? A woman's purse is a suitcase in disguise. Whether it's my mom, my fiancée, or my boss, they all accede to the fact that when it comes to the bag, they just don't know where to stop. If you've ever been asked to get the car keys from the bag, or have been irritated from a cell phone ringing away till you start fishing for it, you'll discover what a nightmare it is… your hand will wade through everything from pop socks, credit card bills, baby pacifiers, pencils, scrunchies, floppies, Xanax, Kit Kat, to do lists, photographs, watches, visiting cards and curtain swatches - anything but the object you desire. Ask them why they carry all this muck around and there is no specific answer apart from a 'who knows?'. Who knows when I might need something? Who knows who might ask for what? So that justifies the lugging around of an entire house on a delicate shoulder does it? Who knows??? Every one of them is so concerned about their weight… at least that's what they keep moaning about whenever I'm around them. But the weirdest thing is, they won't stop munching on their munchies even as they share the horrors of cellulite. Its as if the act of gobbling up Fritos is totally independent of the weight gain that rules their lives. They gorge away totally oblivious to the spoonfuls of sugar they're pouring into the teacup, even as they discuss the wonders of Atkins. Beats me this logic … if I were spending the kind of money they spend on their aerobics and Nike trainers, I wouldn't just depend on diet Pepsi to do the job for me but well, that's me. Still trying to figure why the message inside a card matters so much to them, why they need to go to the loo in pairs, why they'll disconnect the phone after three rings assuming that you've died or worse, are two timing them…so let me go back to what I do best, sit back and ponder on the inner workings of these creatures from Venus. I'm sure the truth is out there. |
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