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| Things I Learned from Children |
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| theOriginal |
| 03/29/04 at 21:33:03 |
| [slm] If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20-foot room. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak--it explodes. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep. Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old. Super glue is forever. McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know. No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Pool filters do not like Jello. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. The fire department in San Jose has at least a 5-minute response time. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. |
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| rkhan |
| 03/30/04 at 01:04:50 |
| [slm] My GOd JO, where dyou get this stuff....it's all soo true!! (hskaing with laughter cant type any more) Thanks again!! |
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| nida |
| 03/30/04 at 01:07:55 |
| [slm] omg...yeh i couldn't stop laughing either! i really like this one: The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. ;D |
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