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| A little marriage test filter... |
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| jannah |
| 04/06/04 at 05:39:30 |
| (warning humor and sarcasm ahead) [slm] here's a sample marriage test for any rishtas (potential proposals) that come in for a sister.. very easy to filter out the freaks ;D message me for the answer key ;) 1. I want to get married so... a. I can have a maid finally b. I can have a companion in life and Deen c. I can move out of my house d. I can finally get in good with INS 2. The type of movie I would go see would be... a. Astaghfirullah b. LOTR and The Last Samurai c. Jihad is a real life movie d. Anything with excessive violence and love 3. I find Rumi to be... a. A crazy Dervish b. Interesting and wise c. Who's that? d. The greatest Shaikh of all time 4. I am... a. Salafi b. Muslim c. Wahabbi d. Sufi 5. I am looking for a girl who... a. Cooks a mean Biryani b. Is a good Muslim c. Looks like Aishwariya Rai d. Can give birth every year 6. Feminists are... a. all evil b. some good, some bad c. all haram d. really men under cover 7. Muslim girls shouldn't be out after Maghrib because... a. She should be in the house b. This is a trick question c. She should already be at the local club d. It isn't safe to be out that late 8. If my wife asks me if she looks fat I'd say... a. Well, you do look as if you put on a few dear. b. You're beautiful to me. c. Make an excuse, run away and don't look back. d. You always look fabulous honey even if obese! 9. I think the West is... a. Inherently evil b. Problematic, but has potential c. The Khalifah waiting for OBL d. Jannat on earth 10. I am Muslim because.. a. My parents are b. I choose to be c. Muslim girls are great d. Pakistan Zindabad 11. The place I'd rather be right now... a. A penthouse apartment with impressive gadgets b. A cool forest full of silent sunlight c. A warm beach with lots of people d. At an intimate dinner for two with my gf/ex 12. I want to marry you because... a. You're my cousin b. Gee, you're just awesome c. I'm kind of desperate d. I heard u got some bling bling |
| 04/06/04 at 06:17:59 |
| jannah |
| Re: A little marriage test filter... |
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| Mossy |
| 04/06/04 at 12:43:55 |
| I'm all b :o Does that make be B grade? :( |
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| sal |
| 04/06/04 at 17:00:19 |
| 1 –b 2-c 3-c 4-MUSLEM 5- let me think about it 6- :-/ 7-b 8-b but ??? 9- :-/ 10-b 11-b 12- give me time |
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| Aadhil |
| 04/06/04 at 23:41:40 |
| 1-b....2-a :D....3-b....4-b....5-b....6-b....7-b, or none of the above....8-b....9-b....10-b....11-b....12-hmmm none of the above. P.S whats bling bling ??? |
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| jannah |
| 04/07/04 at 05:59:36 |
| [wlm] wow u guys sadly need sheikha slang more than i do... bling bling = flashy amounts of wealth ;) btw the "right" answers will probably depend on who gives the test eh.. |
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| sal |
| 04/07/04 at 11:21:18 |
| when will we know the result? :D |
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| Nadeem |
| 04/07/04 at 13:18:45 |
| [slm] :-/ 10d)? Pakistan Zindabad? :-/ Ah, you slay me! [] :-/ Hilarious! [wlm] |
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| Tesseract |
| 04/07/04 at 14:24:28 |
| [wlm] I think we need some more choices on no. 5, other than the fact that all choices a to d are correct answers. Wassalam. |
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| BroHanif |
| 04/07/04 at 15:10:01 |
| Remember brothers, if you marry a woman for her beauty, her body will leave you and the wife will stay. Salaams, Hanif |
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| Aadhil |
| 04/07/04 at 23:45:54 |
| [slm], all This is what you call a male dominated thread :D There will probably be more replies if it is moved to the bebzi stand :) [slm]...Muslim ;-) with a beard |
| 04/08/04 at 23:16:35 |
| Aadhil |
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| Trustworthy |
| 04/08/04 at 13:03:51 |
| [slm]... :D ;D This is like..... Anyways, any sisters want to help out these gentlemen, our Muslim Brothers? Or should we just let them sweat? :P Ma-assalamah..... |
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| theOriginal |
| 04/08/04 at 14:10:55 |
| [slm] This is different from the original !!! :D Brother bulwark's comment made me LAUGH OUT LOUD. hahaha, I guess we need a lean, mean biryani cookin muslimah as an "e"... (Note: there was no comma after the word mean :) ) Trustworthy, let em sweat...if they're ACTUALLY willing to answer these questions, something has to be said for their courage. lol. Wasalaam. |
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