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| Blonde Joke about a Cell Phone |
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| Kathy |
| 04/12/04 at 20:40:42 |
| A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?" Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..." "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?" |
| Re: Blonde Joke about a Cell Phone |
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| Tesseract |
| 04/13/04 at 00:51:43 |
80,000 blondes met in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A Blond steps up. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 20 or 30 seconds she says, "Eighteen." Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start yelling"Give her another chance, give her another chance." The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you and the worldwide press here, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks her, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety." The leader is quite perplexed and sighs. Everyone is disheartened, the starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin the yell and wave their hands shouting "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The leader, unsure whether he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Okay!, One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute says, "Four". Throughout the stadium 80,000 blond girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, "Give her another chance!!" Wassalam. |
| 04/13/04 at 00:52:19 |
| Tesseract |
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