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| theOriginal |
| 04/23/04 at 17:56:47 |
| [slm] Okay...this is seriously funny. Things to do at Wal-Mart while your significant other is taking his/her sweet time: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in house wares”… and see what happens. 4. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away. 5. Move a “CAUTION – WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area. 6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask “why can’t you people just leave me alone?” 7. While handling guns in the hunting departments ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 8. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from “Mission Impossible”. 9. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper… “Pick me! Pick me!” 10. When an announcement comes over a loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream “No! No! It’s those voices again!”. 11. And last but not least, go into the fitting room and yell real loudly…”Hey! We’re out of toilet paper in here!” |
| 04/23/04 at 17:57:56 |
| theOriginal |
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| al-ajnabia |
| 04/23/04 at 19:49:01 |
| [slm] man, thats just deranged, but funny ;D |
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| ForS |
| 04/24/04 at 21:23:41 |
[slm] Ahahaha memories.... but now I can't go into a Wal-Mart. I seriously got kicked out of all the Wal-Marts in my city. Don't do it, unless you don't need your local Wal-Marts. (I just need the mall man.) ::) [wlm] P.S. It wasn't pretty...... :) |
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| al-ajnabia |
| 04/24/04 at 22:38:31 |
| [slm] If you actually did this stuff, I'm surprised they didnt put you up in a five star resort. I dont have to do half that to get an all expenses payed trip. |
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