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| Make the Woman Happy |
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| Kathy |
| 05/01/04 at 12:09:34 |
| In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy . Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system. Simple Duties You make the bed +1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows 0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -1 You leave the toilet seat up -5 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty 0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex -1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom -2 You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings +5 In the snow +8 But return with a CD -5 You check out a suspicious noise at night 0 You check out a suspicious noise & it's nothing 0 You check out a suspicious noise & it's something +5 You pummel it with a six iron +10 It's her pet -10 A Night Out With The Boys: Go out with a pal -5 The pal is happily married -4 Or frighteningly single -7 And he drives a Mustang -10 With a personalized license plate -15 A Night Out: You take her to a movie +2 You take her to a movie she likes +4 You take her to a movie you hate +6 You take her to a movie you like -2 It's called Death Cop III -3 Which features cyborgs that eat humans -9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans -15 Your Physique: You develop a noticeable potbelly -15 You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it +10 You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts -30 You say "It doesn't matter, you have one too" -800 The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?" You hesitate in responding -10 You reply, "Where?" -35 Any other response -20 Sorry, there's no way out of this one without a loss of points .... Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression 0 When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes +5 You listen over 30 minutes without looking at the clock +100 She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep -20 |
| 05/01/04 at 12:11:13 |
| Kathy |
| Re: Make the Woman Happy |
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| sal |
| 05/02/04 at 03:32:13 |
I am thinking of how to pass this hard test .I will come back with answers next time . |
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| faisalsb |
| 05/02/04 at 04:28:50 |
| [quote]I am thinking of how to pass this hard test .I will come back with answers next time . [/quote] Well no need to break the head brother there is simple solution of your problem simply don't marry, so no wife .... no test .... no problem .... :) |
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| Caraj |
| 05/03/04 at 16:58:50 |
| Chickens chickens chickens hehe :P |
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| merimda |
| 05/03/04 at 22:57:27 |
| Salam This is a fwd I received recently...thought it fit well in this thread. ^_^ salam meri (slightly modified by Momma Mod) *** THE HORMONE WARNING: The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my pay check. ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of bepsi with that? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate. Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good Laugh! Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks.... But Chocolate sings |
| 05/04/04 at 07:33:53 |
| Kathy |
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