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| Politically Correct References to Women |
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| M.F. |
| 05/07/04 at 20:45:57 |
| Assalamu alaikum Thought this was funny enough to share :D She does not: Get PMS She becomes: Hormonally Homicidal She does not have: A Killer Body She is: Terminally Attractive She is not: A Bad Cook She is: Microwave Compatible She is not: A Bad Driver She is: Automotively Challenged She is not a: Perfect 10 She is: Numerically Superior She does not: Hate Sports On TV She is: Athletically Biased She is not: A Gossip She is a: Verbal Terminator She does not: Work Out Too Much She is an: Abdominal Overachiever She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas She is: Melodramatically Fixated She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up She is: Cosmetically Oversaturated She will never: Gain Weight She will become: A Metabolic Underachiever She does not: Sun Bathe She experiences: Solar Enhancement Her breasts will never: Sag They will: Lose Their Vertical Hold She does not: Snore She is: Nasally Repetitive She is not: Too Skinny She is: Skeletally Prominent |
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