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thezman |
01/28/05 at 19:48:41 |
Bismillah Salam Alaikum; 1. We live in an age when Pizza gets to your home before the police. (Jeff Marder). 2. Last week I stated that this Woman was the Ugliest Woman I had ever Seen. I have since been visited by her Sister and now Wish to Withdraw that Statement. (Mark Twain). 3. My Advice to you is get Married, if you find a good Wife You'll be Happy If not, You'll Become a Philosopher. (Socrates). 4. She Had Lost the Art of Conversation but not, Unfortunately, the Power of Speech. (George Bernard Shaw). 5. He was a Great Patriot, A Humanitarian, A Loyal Friend, Provided Of Course, He Really Is Dead. (Voltaire). 6. When I asked my Accountant if anything could get me out of this Mess I am in? He Thought and said, 'Yes, Death Would Help.' (Robert Morley). 7). In Italy for 30 Years under the Borgais, they had WarFare, Terror Murder, and BloodShed, but they Produced Michelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had Brotherly Love, 500 Years of Democracy and Peace, and what did They Produce? The Cuckoo Clock. (Orson Wells). 8. Love is Temporary Insanity Curable by Marriage. (Ambrose Bierce). 9. I am an Expert of Electricity, My Father Occupied the Chair of Applied Electricity at the State Prison. (W. C. Fields). 10. I went to Watch pavarotti Once. He doesn't like it when you join in. (Mick Miller). Fi Amanillah Ziad |
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Trustworthy |
02/02/05 at 22:32:21 |
[slm]... 3 and 8 hilarious HA HA HA ma-assalaamah |
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