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| thezman |
| 02/05/05 at 20:25:37 |
| Bismillah Salam Alaikum; Ok, this is only in Jest, but please answer honestly... Your Mother, Wife and You are in a Yacht. The Weather turns bad and the Waves start to batter your Boat, and it starts to sink. You're the only one who knows how to Navigate by the Star's...There are only 2 seats available in the Life Raft...One seat is reserved for you...Who would you give the second seat to, You're Mom or Wife? Or do You Sacrifice yourself in order to Save the Women? Fi Amanillah Ziad |
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| jannah |
| 02/06/05 at 00:30:30 |
| umm how bout the wife and mother throw you out and then live in peace on a nearby island... ;) |
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| Laila_Y_A |
| 02/06/05 at 01:30:14 |
| His Mother throw him out in favor of the daughter-in-law? Hmmmmmmm? :-/ :o Nope- never happen!! He'll probably throw both women out and make way for a buddy! :P |
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| thezman |
| 02/06/05 at 03:30:12 |
Hey Jannah, that was a punch below the belt. ;) Now I see that it would be fatal to have you on a Boat. Any Way, I'd Sacrifice Myself for them. |
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| asad |
| 02/07/05 at 00:10:27 |
hmm thats funni ok as a muslim,you would sacrifice anything for your parents right.... and you can always marry again..right lool |
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| SuperHiMY |
| 02/07/05 at 17:07:17 |
doesn't anyone here know how to swim? |
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| jannah |
| 02/07/05 at 19:03:49 |
| yeah like... what kind of question is that??? one time this divorced bro wanted to marry this sis, so they asked the mother, why did ur son divorce? so the mother told them proudly, well one day the daughter in law said "it's either me or your mother, pick one!", and he picked me :o |
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| thezman |
| 02/07/05 at 20:09:48 |
Wow, that story Reminded me of the Show 'EveryBody Loves Raymond' He always chose His Mom over his Wife. |
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| Trustworthy |
| 02/08/05 at 02:20:38 |
| [slm].... Mother dearest...ALWAYS...since it's forbidden for me to have a wife LOL hehehe. I don't know what's wrong with me? Yeah and no one answer that either. This reminds of that Titanic movie...stupid movie....where the boy sacrifice himself to save the selfish girl. I swear she could've moved and made room for him if she loved him that much and what's up with throwing that priceless blue diamond into the deep blue sea? It's not like the sea needs to be any bluer... Anyways...my real answer would be to keep the ladies on the boat and you tag along making yourslef useful (like a manual motor). You men are strong enough to push the boat to shore right? Ma-asalaamah.... |
| 02/08/05 at 02:21:35 |
| Trustworthy |
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| thezman |
| 02/08/05 at 16:40:18 |
No way, I have an Adversarial Relationship with Being in the Water for too Long. I Almost Drowned Twice (the Mediterranean Sea, and a Swimming Pool)... So Playing the Role of a Manual Motor, is out of the Question... Fi Amanillah Ziad |
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| Trustworthy |
| 02/09/05 at 03:06:45 |
| [slm].... Awe that's sad, but how romantic it sounds to almost drown in the Mediterranian Sea. Me I almost drowned twice too, both in the pool and I still fear the water. If I can't see my feet under water, I'm afraid the fishes will eat them up. It's not funny, REALLY. Movies like the Pirajuana really play cruel tricks on your mind. So if you can't go in the water and I can't go in the water and we won't let mom get in the water. Well, it would be pointless to have you die to save me and mom since we'd probably die anyways from dehydration from being out in the ocean for so long since I don't know how to navigate period. OK OK. I'll make the sacrifice and abandon ship. Unless, we have life vests then....nope....I'm afraid of sharks too. Oh well.....bismillah...."splash" Ma-assalaamah..... |
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| thezman |
| 02/09/05 at 10:22:44 |
I agree, drowning in the Med on a Starry Night, Sinking as I watch the Moonbeams Dance around me...I tell yah, it doesn't get any better.. ;D Well I was thinking, We can always throw mama out of the raft (like billy crystal & danny devito in 'throw mama off the train') ;D But since you volunteered to take the plunge, I have a confession: I don't know how to navigate either...Good luck. ;) Fi Amanillah Ziad |
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| theOriginal |
| 02/09/05 at 10:51:11 |
| [slm] HAHAHA..I think I'm high on gulaab jamun...but some of those comments are incredibly funny lol. It just reminds me of this motarded philosophy class I took...we discussed things like this.. One case study (for real): a doctor killed a patient admitted into emergency for strep throat (or something curable like that), because his organs matched the organs of 3 (or more, maybe) patients. So he killed him, harvested his organs, and gave someone a kidney, someone else a heart, someone else a liver, etc etc... Well, the doctor weighed out the consequences: kill one, and save many. However, the guy he killed turned out to be a high-ranking military officer, and the doctor was prosecuted (I'm not sure what happened to him)... Anyway, I thought I went insane in that class, because my professor spent 3 classes (2+1+1 = 4 hours, total) convincing everyone that the doctor was justified. What do you guys think? Wasalaam. |
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| Trustworthy |
| 02/09/05 at 12:13:40 |
| [slm].... The doctor was unjustified and your teacher is insane. Ma-assalaamah.... |
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| asad |
| 02/11/05 at 23:10:30 |
agreed doctors take oath to save lifes not become george bush |
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