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| thezman |
| 02/07/05 at 13:12:25 |
| Bismillah Salam Alaikum, 1. "The Truth is, that Men are tired of Liberty" (Benito MUssolini). 2. "Democracy Is, being allowed to Vote for the Candidate you dislike least" (Robert Byrne). 3. "We'd all like to Vote for the Best Man, But he's never a Candidate" (Ken Hubbard). 4. "China is a Big Country, Inhabited by Many Chinese" (Charles De Gaulle). 5. "We expect the Salvadorian officials to work towards the 'Extermination' of Human Rights" (VP. Dan Quayle). 6. "For NASA, Space is still a High Priority" (VP. Dan Quayle). 7. "I Love 'California', I practically grew up in Phoenix" (VP. Dan Quayle). 8. "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't Study 'LATIN' harder in School, so I could Converse with those People" (VP. Dan Quayle). 9. "I have Opinions of my own--Strong Opinions--but I don't always agree with them" (George W. Bush). 10. "I have orders to be awakened at any Time, in case of a National Emergency, even if I'm in a Cabinet Meeting" (Ronald Reagan). 11. "I have often wanted to Drown my Troubles, but I can't get my Wife to go Swimming" (Pres. Jimmy Carter). 12. "I Wish Stanley Baldwin no Ill, but it would have been much better if he Had Never Lived" (Winston Churchill). 13. Lady Astor to Churchill: 'Winston, if you were my Husband, I would have Flavoured your Coffee with Poison.' Churchill to Lady Astor: 'Madam, if I were your Husband, I Should Drink it.' 14. Bessie Braddock to Churchill: 'Winston you're Drunk!' Churchill to Bessie Braddock: 'Bessie, you're Ugly, and Tomorrow Morning, I shall be Sober.' 15. "The difference between a Misfortune and a Calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a Misfortune. But, if someone Dragged him out again, that would be a Calamity." (Benjamin Disraeli). Fi Amanillah. Ziad. |
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