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WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
ummnajmah
02/09/05 at 13:39:24
[slm] Given the success of the 'this and that' game, I thought why not try something else I know about. In this game I come up with a line in a story and the next person continues with a line leaving the next person to do so. Get it? Here is the beginning.....

I was standing in my bedroom looking out of the window, on a hot Summer night.



Okay the next person comes up with the next line.....anyone up to it? ;)
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
thezman
02/09/05 at 14:00:34


I Couldn't Sleep, I was Terrified That My Brother would Eat the Last 3 Pieces of 'Cluck-You' Barbecue Chicken. :'(
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Caraj
02/09/05 at 15:39:58
The light from the full moon lit up the whole backyard. My thoughts were suddenly interupted when I noticed movement near the bushes.
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Kathy
02/09/05 at 17:23:23
While eating the last of the three pieces of chicken, I wondered if it was the long lost man of my dreams, coming to save me from my wretched life... and would he accept me with the extra 5o lbs....
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
ummnajmah
02/09/05 at 19:15:24
[slm]Surely, this could not be the man of my dreams, all dressed in black with high heels and creeping in the bushes?
02/09/05 at 19:17:47
ummnajmah
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Trustworthy
02/10/05 at 01:35:56
"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"  I scream from the top of my lungs.  Piece of chicken slides down the wrong tube.
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
faisalsb
02/10/05 at 05:41:01
Shortly I realized it was not a man but a wild black cat, who looked hungry and apparently must have smelled the chicken. I tried to finish up my chicken quickly .....
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
thezman
02/10/05 at 08:17:57


with a full stomach & a heavy head, she collapses on the bed.

Next morning, her father wakes her and says: 'good morning honey,

did you have sweet dreams?'

She replies with: "Squint when you approach me, lest yo be blinded by my

beauty."
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Sparrow
02/10/05 at 09:26:43
Her father says: "Get up and help your mother in the kitchen. And stop reading those ridiculous romance novels."
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
theOriginal
02/10/05 at 12:16:54
[slm]

All of a sudden, she screams.
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
bhaloo
02/10/05 at 13:43:13
OHMYGAWD, there is a sale at the mall, and all shoes are 60% off!  Father, I must leave at once.
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siddiqui
02/10/05 at 17:08:10
Another one (in exasperation) You aldready have one hundred and one pairs of shoes and just two feet

I knowwwwwwwww but.......
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
thezman
02/10/05 at 17:46:25


Daughter: 'But I Must look Presentable for the People, it's My Duty!'

Father: 'God Almighty, you are so vain...There was an Eclipse Yesterday,
              Was that your Head Blocking the Sun?'


Daughter: 'vain'...'VAAAAIN!'....

                 'I'll Show You VAIN"...

                  If I didn't Exist, the People of the World would Wounder Why?  







Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Sparrow
02/10/05 at 18:15:16
suddenly, giant winged monkeys fly through the window, halting all talk of shoes and shopping.
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faisalsb
02/10/05 at 22:32:01
When she saw the gaint, she fainted immediately. When she got concious she recalled a hadith that "God is beautifull and he likes beauty". She mentioned the hadith to his father and siblings who all were gathered around her and told all of them that she must not miss the 60% off sale to follow her religious duty .........
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Trustworthy
02/11/05 at 02:10:27
For she now had to go to that shoe sale.  The giant flying monkies took every pair she had.  All 101.  The biggest of the giant monkies said to her "Because you were so disrespectful to your father," it shouts, "NO SHOES FOR YOU!"  

She then yells back, "Shoe Nazi!" and reminded the monkeys about the hadith on stealing.  She looked to her father, sighed, and then looked to her mother and sighed.  

"Papa, mere Papa.  Are you happy now? I have no shoes."
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Kathy
02/11/05 at 09:21:29
Her father replied..ah but you do have one pair, the elusive shoes the giant flying monkeys did not see....

the Red Ruby shoes.....
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asad
02/11/05 at 21:14:10

and if i take them down the market
il get a bomb for them
so she jumps on to the flying monkey and says "yee haa"in her country accent... ;D
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
asad
02/12/05 at 10:28:02

btw some people did not understand "bomb" this is a term used to discribe a large amount of money. :P
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Trustworthy
02/12/05 at 14:08:59
Thank you for the clearification....it was me who did not get the slang

So on with the story....


*Red shoes....ruby red shoes.....*  OHMYGAWD!!!!!!  She wakes up from her awful nightmare.  Picks up the phone and calls her best freind......
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theOriginal
02/12/05 at 14:43:27
[slm]

Her best friend says "ok so let me get this straight...you just woke up from a dream in which you woke up from a dream...in which there were giant flying monkeys who stole your shoes?  isnt that like...sacrilege!"

And they decide to go buy some shoes, even if her father says no, even if giant monkeys try to stop her, and even if ...yes yes... even if there is NO SALE.

Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Kathy
02/13/05 at 11:06:06
She goes to her closet to get an outfit for the mall....
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eleanor
02/13/05 at 11:54:21
...but when she opens the closet she sees her brother crouching inside with his hands full of chicken. "It's mine... all mine..." he cackles gleefully....

"Why you!!", screams the girl.. "If you think......
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
bhaloo
02/13/05 at 22:38:23
i'm going to let you zabiha the chicken you've gone another thing coming, buddy boy.  

i want to zabiha the chicken and cook a beautiful meal for the family, following martha stewart's famous recipe.

the brother was hesitant at first but then agreed, because he knew...
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Caraj
02/13/05 at 23:29:24
his parents were downstairs and would not be able to
hear him yell if she clobbered him over the head.
02/13/05 at 23:30:02
Caraj
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Kathy
02/14/05 at 08:31:24
All of a sudden the 'chicken' lets out an ear piercing "cock a doodle doo...."
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M.F.
02/14/05 at 08:59:22
It was a rooster!!!  "Hey," they both said in unison, "this guy will come in handy when our fajr alarm clock batteries go dead!!!"  What a great way to save money!  Now when the batteries ran out, instead of buying new ones, she could use the money for even MORE shoes!!!  
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Aadhil
02/14/05 at 12:21:42
'What what what? you must be outta ur mind', she yells at her brother. 'D'ye know what the neighbors will do when they hear the rooster crowing every day at dawn'????

'Besides', she says as an afterthought, 'Pets arne't allowed in this ere apartment'.

she grabs the rooster and rushes to the garden shed and locks the door 8).

The brother of course in hot pursuit. He starts banging on the door. 'Open up' he yells.
02/14/05 at 12:23:34
Aadhil
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Kathy
02/15/05 at 08:25:58
:-)"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", replied the sister.... wondering if her brother was infact the dreaded wolf she had read about in her nursery stories.
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
asad
02/16/05 at 21:45:11

to her horror she realizes she has got hair on her chinny chin chin
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Kathy
02/17/05 at 08:41:13
...and starts to think that maybe she should wear the niqab from now on....
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
asad
02/18/05 at 10:49:28

forget all that she thinks,im too beutiful to cover myself with modesty
"i know" she yells reaching for her fathers gillette mac3 ;D
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
eleanor
02/18/05 at 13:39:31
It never crossed her mind to wonder why her father's razor was in the garden shed, but once she put it up to her chinny chin chin she realised that what she was about to do was wrong. She decided to accept the hairs on her chinny chin chin and instead of that get on with the job in hand.
"So Rooster, you have come into my yard for the last time!" she snarled as she reached for the axe....
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
theOriginal
02/18/05 at 13:44:05
[slm]

One self discovery she was about to make in the next instant was that she has really horrible aim.
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Kathy
02/18/05 at 18:49:20
a piercing shreik cut through the silent morning air...... followed by another "cock a doodle dooooo"

She passed out....
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
bhaloo
02/19/05 at 10:40:34
with her bad aim she had slashed off a portion of her shoes, luckily missing her toes.  she awoke and realized what must be done.
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Kathy
02/19/05 at 11:08:02
but the hair on her chinny chin chin drove her mad. meanwhile her brother is laughing hysterically running out the door 'i am going to tell mom....
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Anonymous
02/22/05 at 02:32:42
She watched anxiously as the axe spun through the air, it seemed as if in slow
motion, and then--KERPLINK! and whoosh!  The can of paint on the shelf, the one whose
label proudly declared, "permanent, never paint your house again", was struck with such
vehemenent force, it's contents burst forth like an angry volcano...
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
ummnajmah
02/23/05 at 15:11:01
[slm]Nice to see the story has progressed this much. Loolz...I miss my madinah community... :'(..my comp went klunck!) So, inshallah soon to get another one. Hope y'all are doing well inshallah.Ummnajmah.
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
chocolate
02/24/05 at 16:44:17
hi ummnajmah! get ur computer quick and so u can be back! :-)

the cracked leaking paint can rolled around the shelf dangerously precariously. she couldn't ruin her father's special imported russian white silk fastened 18th century carpet so she tried to catch it.."I got it I got it!"
but she didnt get it..... it landed... (guess) on her head.
How lovely.
It was then when she realized it wasnt paint.
"Mm, mm, good" she said. "it's......."
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
bhaloo
02/24/05 at 21:39:46
BABOOSHKA!!!!  Yes, BABOOSHKA, the secret ingredient used  by the finest chefs in the world to make the most incredible dishes.  Using the BABOOSHKA she would make
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Kathy
02/24/05 at 22:48:54
an entiree meal in less than 20 minutes!
Yet she wondered what kind of meatloaf she could hide her scarf in. Last she knew a babooshka was a small scarf her slovak grandmother used to wear....
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bhaloo
02/24/05 at 22:58:01
while taking a walk in her GLOOSHNOKS!  GLOOSHNOKS  can also be used for cooking 20 minute meals because as everyone knows, they are....
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
eleanor
02/25/05 at 10:13:25
..flame proof boots which the nomads used when any of their cooking pots got damaged.
With the babooshka and the boots she would be able to rustle up a meal that was far better than the chicken she was planning on having anyway.
She went out into the garden and started up a small fire just beside the fish pond. It was only then that she realised ...
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
chocolate
02/25/05 at 20:25:19
that it was against the law to have fires in the garden. And besides a policeman was walking into the gate...except something about him was a little different than all the other policeman.
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
bhaloo
02/26/05 at 18:49:41
he was an alien from another planet, and he was appropriately named, Vidalis.  Vidalis signaled the mothership,  "2 to beam up."  And with that, Vidalis and the girl were beamed aboard the space ship, orbitting earth's satellitel.  
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
theOriginal
02/26/05 at 23:36:01
[slm]

"What are you doing!" said the girl who's name I missed during the course of the story.  "It wasn't your time yet, you mqst send me back so that I can finish..."
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
bhaloo
02/27/05 at 01:47:57
learn the mysteries of BABOOSHKA.  

"Silence, earthling!"  We have left earth's orbit and will shortly arrive back to the  mother planet.  
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
freaksterrrrr
02/27/05 at 05:29:39
[slm]

"Well," said the girl, "at least let me put out the fire then we can proceed.We still have to return to that planet you know." On that Vidalis replied.....
Re: WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
Kathy
02/27/05 at 18:51:29
"Who needs earth? You should see what we do with BABOOSHKAs. On our planet they are used for...."


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