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| thezman |
| 02/12/05 at 21:05:37 |
| Bismillah Salam Alaikum, 1. AquaDextrous (Ak Wa Deks' Trus) Adj...Possessing the ability to turn the BathTub Tap 'On' and 'Off' with your Toes. 2. Disconfect (Dis Kon Fekt) V... To sterilize the piece of Confection (Lollipop) you dropped on The Floor by blowing on it, Assuming This will somehow 'Remove' all the Germs. 3. Elbonics (El Bon' Iks) N...The actions of Two People Maneuvering for One Armrest in a Movie Theater. 4. Frust (Frust) N...The Thin line of Debris that refuses to be Swept onto the dust pan & keeps Backing you across the room until You finally decide to give up and Sweep it under the Carpet. 5. LactoManagulation (Lak Toe Mana Gyu Lay' Shun) N... Manhandling the 'Open Here' Spout Of a Milk Container so badly that One has to resort to the 'Illegal Side.' 6. Peppier (Peph Eee Ay') N...The Waiter at a fancy restaurant Whose Sole purpose seems to be Walking around asking Diners if They want fresh ground pepper. 7. Phonesia (Fo Nee' Juh) N...The affliction of dialing a phone Number and forgetting whom you were dialing just as they answer. 8. TeleCrastination (Te Eee Kras Tin Ay' Shun) N...The act of Always letting the phone ring at Least Nine Times before you Pick it up, even when you're Only Six Inches Away. Fi Amanillah Z... |
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| chocolate |
| 02/14/05 at 19:44:17 |
| [] omg, that is HILARIOUS. hahahahahahahahha sorry, I just thought that was really funny. Where did you get this? [slm] chocolate |
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| thezman |
| 02/15/05 at 16:38:39 |
I'm glad you liked it...I got it from a site specialinzing in comedy...I'll search my notes & get back to you with it's name... Z. |
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| tahirah |
| 02/15/05 at 17:36:57 |
| [slm] HAHAHAHAHA! that was funny bro Z i think there should be a list of alternate pronounciation of words too tahirah |
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| afzalaung |
| 03/05/05 at 22:47:04 |
| [slm] hahah...thats funny! I'm gonna start to using them! |
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| Fahad |
| 03/15/05 at 02:53:28 |
| [quote author=thezman link=board=bebzi;num=1108260338;start=0#0 date=02/12/05 at 21:05:37]4. Frust (Frust) N...The Thin line of Debris that refuses to be Swept onto the dust pan & keeps Backing you across the room until You finally decide to give up and Sweep it under the Carpet.[/quote] heh...you could use a wet paper towel instead of sweeping it under the carpet |
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