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thezman
03/11/05 at 01:33:24
Bismillah   Salam Alaikum, 1. Cubicle: A Sensory Deprivation Chamber Designed to Boost Productivity                 in the work place. According to CEO's Who Occupy Plush                 Corner Offices with Large Windows. 2. Entourage: Portable Pseudo-Friends For Show Purchased by                 Celebreties. 3. Lunch  : In the Corporate World, A MidDay feast formerly enjoyed in the                  Company of Colleagues but now reduced to a few gulps of                  Pepsi in front of the Computer when no one is looking. 4. Fashion: Today's Rage...Tomorrow's Chuckle. 5. McJob   : The first stop on a College Graduate's Journey to                   Lifelong McCynicism. 6. Opportunist: Someone Skilled At Exploiting People and Events for                    Personal Gain. A Behavioral Aberration, Generally Rewarded                    With Fame And Fortune. 7. McMansions: Vast Multi-Chambered Suburban Palazzos Especially                    Designed to House Affluent Yuppie Couples with One Dog. 8. Scandal :  That which Ruins an Unpopular Official and Causes a Popular                     One to Enjoy an even higher Approval Rating. 9. A WannaBe: In most Cases, a NeverWill. One whose Aspiration                     Results in little more than Perspiration. 10. Gated Community: An Upscale Residential Enclave that Graciously                     Surrounds Itself with Walls to Protect the Outside World                     From It's Inhabitants. Fi Amanillah Z...
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