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| *Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road* |
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| thezman |
| 03/21/05 at 23:31:19 |
| Bismillah Salam Alaikum, 'Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?' This question was put to a Group of Distinguised People: 1. George W. Bush: I don't care why the Chicken crossed the road. All I want to know is, whether it's with us or against us. It has 48 hours to decide. 2. Colin Powell: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the Satellite Image of a Factory that contains Chickens for Mass- Production. 3. Hans Blix: We have reason to believe there is a Chicken, but we have been denied access to the other side of the road. 4. Don Rumsfeld: The Chicken was Illegally Smuggled across the road. That's a Known-Known...Not a Known-Unknown. 5. I. A. E. A: The Chicken Definitely is on the other side. We analyzed soil samples, and concluded that it contained a Deadly Toxin Made from Chicken feathers. 6. Mohammed Al-Douri (Iraq's Ambassador): The Chicken did not cross the Road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have Chickens. 7. Pat Buchanan: To Steal a Job from a Decent, Hard-Working, Red-Blooded American. 8. Martha Stewart: No one gave me a 'heads-up' as to which way the Chicken was going. 9. Jerry Falwell: Because the Chicken was Gayyy! Isn't it obvious? The Chicken was going to 'the other side'. That's what THEY call it. 10. Karl Marx: It was an Historical Inevitablity. 11. Captain Kirk: To Boldly go where no Chicken Has Gone Before. 12. Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own Two Eyes! How many more Chickens have to cross before you Believe it? 13. Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are Obsessing about the Chicken Crossing the road, reveals your underlying sexxxual Insecurity. 14. Al Einstein: Did the Chicken Really Cross the Road? Or did the Road Move Beneath the Chicken? 15. Colonel Sanders (Kentucky Fried Chicken): I Missed One? Fi Amanillah Ziad. |
| Re: *Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road* |
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| findingme |
| 03/24/05 at 21:47:47 |
| [slm] hahaha l.o.l ;D 7 still can't stop laughing... |
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