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| thezman |
| 04/05/05 at 13:16:07 |
| Bismillah Salam Alaikum, 1) Q: If you could live forever, would you and why? A: I would not live forever, because we shouldn't live forever, Because, if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live Forever, but we can't live forever. Which is why i would not live forever. (Miss Alabama in the 1994 Muss U.S.A Contest). 2) whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, i can't help but cry...I mean, i'd love to be that skinny, but not with all those flies and stuff. (Mariah Carey). 3) Smoking Kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. (Brooke Shields). 'what's the other important part?' 4) I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. (Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky, basketball forward). 'the only entrance exam they required , was to see if he had a pulse.' 5) That lowdown scoundrell desreves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and i'm the jackass to do it. (a democratic congressional candidate from texas). 'these are the people who make up the law!' 6) We've got to pause and ask ourselves: "Self!" how much clean air do we REALLY want? (lee Iacocca, former ceo of chrysler). 'that's why chrysler suks.' 7) We don't discriminate! we simply exclude certain types of people! (Colonel Gerald WELLMAN, rotc INSTRUCTOR). 'the veil of confusion has been lifted, now i understand.' Ghandi once said: 'be the change that you want to see in the world.' Now i see why the world is the way it is...What a waste of precious oxygen. :o Z. |
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