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| YO MAMA !! (aka Hard2Hit's intro) |
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| Hard2Hit |
| 04/28/05 at 11:27:09 |
| [slm] Thought it would be good if I introduce myself... so here is an attempt at a kinda sorta funny intro. Lets see how many of you have a good attention span ;) Well, I am 'I', no thats not my initials its just that... [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] 'That', what? [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] Yeah what that? Me: Come on guys i'm a lil shy, its just my first appearance here! [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] hehehehe.. did you hear that.. [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] yeah, i hear him, he says hes shy. But he is a "he" then why is he being a "she" Me: Hey, watch it. Is this what you call being hospitable? You guys aren't even letting me breath! [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Hey he says he can't breath.. [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] Nah! hes lieing, otherwise he would've been resting in peace ehehehehee Me: arrgh!! Who are these nutters!!! Hey is anybody out there? Mods? Admins? Get them off my back .... gaahh!!! [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Hey step off his back. [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] Who, me? [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] yeah you, get off now. [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] I'm not on his back.... hey wait, i know, i was standing on his tail ... LOL Me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Man! these weirdos will kill me like this... [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Hey.. lets stop, otherwise hes gonna drop [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] Yeah, lets stop otherwise it'll be v'smelly here. Me: Smelly!! What SMELLY? [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] You know... "drop".. "smelly"... "drop'ings" [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] ehehehehehee. Okay, okay... lets cut it now. So tell us, what does that subject line mean? [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] Aha~ i didn't even notice.. "I Against I". So what does that mean.. come come.. tell us quick. Who is "I" Me: "I" is me. [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] And who is the "other" I Me: me... [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] You? Me: who? me? [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Yeah you... Me: Yeah its me [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] No its a song ! [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] A song? [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Yeah a song, it goes like... "My image is reflected in my enemies eyes.. I ya, I ya, I against I.." [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] Kewl, so its a song, but he says its him. Me: Who me? [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Yeah you... Me: Yeah its me. [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] But its a song? Me: For you it might be a song but to me its just a subjectline... and besides, music is a controversial topic. [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Who told him that... [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] I think he asked his mommy (LOL) [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Did you ask your mommy? Me: No. [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] Why didn't you ask your mommy. Me: What do you mean "why didn't i ask my mommy"!! I'm a fully independent, grown up person. Like I do have a "brain"... [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] You have Bryan? [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] He has Bryan? Me: oooohhhh i said "Brain" [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Bryan? [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] BRYAN? Did he ask his mommy that he can have that collection? Me: What collection? You guys are driving me nuts.. [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Hey b4 he goes nuts lets try to find out who he really is.. [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] Yeah... hey tell us, what do you do? Me: Work. [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Okay, what do you "work" at work. [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] ehehehehehehee Me: Well thats none of your business. [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] hmm... i guess he is trying to play smart! [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] Yeah i think he is hiding something from us. What have you got to hide? [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Yeah.. tell us, who sent yah here? [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] And WHO are you hiding from. Me: From NO ONE.. whats your problem! Didn't you guys learnt "usul-us-husn-a-dhan" on here. [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] "usul-us" what? [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] "usul-us" Den [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] What den? [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] I think hes talking about his secret hiding place. [color=DarkRed]Beavis: [/color] Hes got a secret hiding place? [color=DarkOrange]Butthead: [/color] Its seems so, he said "den". Hm.. i think hes hiding from some old friends or enemies! Me: Friends? Enemies? *faints* I against I ..... (Continued...) Salaams -Hard2Hit .| \/ [img]http://www.dealer.com.pk/temp/h2hsig.gif[/img] |
| 04/28/05 at 11:28:58 |
| Hard2Hit |
| welcome |
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| jannah |
| 04/28/05 at 12:33:58 |
| slm, Welcome to the Madina! Have a [] for all ur hard work coming up with that skit ;) Ahlan wa Sahlan, |
| 04/28/05 at 12:34:26 |
| jannah |
| Welcome |
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| Kathy |
| 04/29/05 at 08:10:52 |
| [slm] Ya got talent... As weird as it is for a grey haired lady to read! :) Welcome. I need help in writing a skit for an elementary school, between a boy and a Muslim girl. A diversity, explaining Muslims and Islam. I like your style, the kids would love it. Can you dig it? (that even feels weird to type!)...is that even a cool word anymore? |
| Hey newie, by newie |
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| nina |
| 04/29/05 at 22:53:40 |
| [slm] hehe, nice intro, how long did it take u to come up with that??;) im a newie as well!! alhumdulillah its cool yeh..i feel like a real citizen is I against I really a song?? |
| SOMEbody ssstop me |
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| Hard2Hit |
| 05/04/05 at 15:01:43 |
| Salaams, -Momma Mod [quote] Welcome. I need help in writing a skit for an elementary school, between a boy and a Muslim girl. A diversity, explaining Muslims and Islam. I like your style, the kids would love it. [/quote] Yo Mama! ... err I mean how you doin' ma'am? About that skit... well once I tried jotting down something for an auntie but it wasn't upto her expectations. After that day I concluded that I'm designed to work as a free bird. Confining myself doesnt produce good results. If you know what i mean... -Momma Mod [quote] Can you dig it? (that even feels weird to type!)...is that even a cool word anymore? [/quote] fo shizzle -nina [quote] is I against I really a song?? [/quote] The theme song of Blade-2. Imagine this being sung by Native deen with their addictive duff... (Disclaimer: I am not for watching movies and listening to music) [center] I-ya, I against I, flesh of my flesh, and mind of my mind, two of a kind but one won't survive, my images reflect in the enemies eye, and his images reflect in mine the same time, I-ya, I-ya, I against I, flesh of my flesh, and mind of my mind, two of a kind but one won't survive, Right here is where the end gon' start at, conflict, contact 'n' combat, fighters stand where the land is marked at, settle the dispute about who the livest, 3 word answer, Whoever survive this, only one of us can ride forever, so you and I cant ride together, can't live or cant die together, all we can do is collide together, so I skillfully apply the pressure, won't stop until I'm forever... one! A door step where death never come, spread across time til my time never done, and I'm never done, walk tall, why ever run? when they move if I ever come? bad man never fret the war, tell'em come general we have the stock, the mad fire burn [/center] |
| Do I know you? |
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| Trustworthy |
| 05/04/05 at 17:20:41 |
| [slm].... What an intro. The most original I’ve seen so far. Welcome to the board and to all the newbies have a Bebzi, relax, enjoy, and interact. H2H? You’re a strange one. Different, sweet, but strange in a good way….no worries there. We’re all strange in our own ways. Am interested in what you have to add to this board. Never been a fan of Beavis and Butthead after I saw there show for the first time…I don’t know Bro. Your picture of a faceless hooded head with the light emerging from it or to it…I don’t know. What does this all mean? I guess I’ll have to wait and see. So from your skit, you’re a bit shy. Can’t wait to witness you opening up on a more personal basis. Strange that I feel as if I somehow know you from somewhere. You’ll definitely fit into my next episode of Star Trek. I’m not being judgmental, really I’m not. I wouldn’t. Allah (SWT) bless…. Ma-assalaamah…… |
| I'm the UK Muslim Soldier! |
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| Hard2Hit |
| 05/06/05 at 09:17:41 |
| [quote] H2H? You’re a strange one. Different, sweet, but strange in a good way….no worries there. We’re all strange in our own ways. I don’t know Bro. Your picture of a faceless hooded head with the light emerging from it or to it…I don’t know. [/quote] Trustworthy? hm... hold on lemme recall... Your display pic of a serene clouded evening, that kewl icon beside your gender, your words of kindness... You remind of... of her... of my... of my mom :'( [quote] So from your skit, you’re a bit shy. Can’t wait to witness you opening up on a more personal basis. Strange that I feel as if I somehow know you from somewhere. [/quote] Actually i'm a celebrity of prollywood, in the cyberspace people know me as a die-hard soldier. To see me in action, go to google images: [url=http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi&q=][color=Blue][u]Link to Google Images[/u][/color][/url] And type in: UK Muslim Soldier And voila there i am at the top in my shining armor. (no kidding) Salaams, -Hard2Hit |
| 05/06/05 at 09:24:01 |
| Hard2Hit |
| r u serious?? |
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| nina |
| 05/06/05 at 10:05:19 |
| [slm] And voila there i am at the top in my shining armor. (no kidding) no really...which one is you?? ...r u serious?? lol...sorry cnt get over it [slm] :D |
| Am I familiar? |
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| Trustworthy |
| 05/06/05 at 19:21:47 |
| [slm]... No one else? Still think I know you like we've meet somehwere in cyber space? But I've now completely dissapeared from the cyber world (I think about may be over 2 yrs now) except in here. Mummy Dearest aye? Eh..... 8). Could you please answer nina's question? Yeah...r u serious? Allah (SWT) bless... Ma-assalaamah.... |
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